Today, I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to my shirt underarms everyday. It makes supermarket trips interesting. Especially as a man. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I've tried literally every possible brand of antiperspirant deodorant available to me in my area. I went to the bathroom to discover I'd pitted out my favorite shirt. It's mild weather, I have done nothing active, and I'm not stressed. My body just loves to make me sweat. FML
Today, I was on my way to a relatively important interview when I realized that I'd forgotten to put on antiperspirant. Once seated, I was so nervous that I started sweating profusely under my light blue shirt, and by the end of the whole ordeal I had huge sweat stains under my armpits, down to my elbows. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML
Today, it's so insanely hot that no matter how often I shower or use deodorant the smell of my armpits makes me feel physically sick. FML
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
lolmigosh 15
You should see a doctor
Despereaux 15
Hey, it's alright. They probably think you're getting it for a girlfriend or wife anyways.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (131)
XIceBlueX 21
At least when you go to the store it'll seem like you're doing your girlfriend/wife a favor. I used to swear terribly, too, turns out it's a medical problem. Talk to your doctor about it
Caityluu 4
I have the exact same problem. Nothing worked until I used this: Simple Dri roll-on. It's absolutely AMAZING. You have to put it on once every three days and you don't sweat! You'll still need something for odor though. - A girl who has been struggling with horrible sweat until now!
Caityluu 4
I MEAN CERTAIN DRI ROLL-ON! Use it.
peacejunior 12
Try wearing double shirts OP. Cotton in and an outer polyester or any hard fabric. My brother had it. He used to layer clothes, even in summer. He outgrow it in his late 20s. Just shower enough and try to smell good. Don't let it get into your spirt OP.
onorexveritas 23
for all they know you could be getting them for your partner
The_Paladin 16
try mitchum deodorant
worldclassrager 39
It's one way to do it...who cares what you by at the market everyone buys probably something for their girlfriend/wife...your clear buying those...just really frequently might be a bit odd...
SuperDanielNL 23
Not sure of medical condition or just obese...
PrincessOfEgypt 3
*At the store* Cashier: Oh are these for your wife? Op: No, they're for my arms.
dianafuentes 17
you should try baking soda. my sister had abnormally sweaty feet(ew) and it helped her tons.