Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
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Top comments
TrinityisLife 22
Commando! Feel the breeze! In related news, that's disturbing what your housemate is doing........
whiteboy896 9
whata lazy ****
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Comments (90)
MrSarcasmic 10
I'm wondering if your username is part of the story
jem970 19
That is so gross *shudders* make her replace every pair and move out or find a new roommate. Not only is that incredibly gross but you can pass a lot of germs and what not by that. She is disgusting.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
While it is disgusting that OP's roomate cannot wash her own underwear and has resorted to stealing OP's, the ****** is self cleaning and provided that both women have a balanced vaginal ph and no bacterial infection or STDs the likelyhood that "a lot of germs" would be passed is pretty slim.
hahagirl1 11
I moderated this! :)
titibug823 11
Tell her to wash her own damn clothes, and tell her to keep the panties she stole, or burn them!
Knightwriter 3
I'm pretty sure there are so few comments to this because no one even knows what to say to that kind of creepiness.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Put a lock on your door and get a new roommate because she's nasty.
ImThatBish 1
Step 1)burn them all Step 2) BEAT HER! Step 3)eat some cereal
Sora_McKain 36
I'm sorry but I read this as "half of my underpants", meaning only half a pair lol.
Jharrist89 12
Tough to get the smell of rotten fish out in the wash..
amifaiyaz 12
That is really, really disgusting.