Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
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Top comments
TrinityisLife 22
Commando! Feel the breeze! In related news, that's disturbing what your housemate is doing........
whiteboy896 9
whata lazy ****
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Comments (90)
ZombieSazza 34
Kick her out?! Seriously, there are other people willing to be a flatmate with good and basic hygiene skills. Why the hell does she even think that's acceptable? Ew. Tell her to wash up or GTFO.
ballpython 15
...And then you bought a bottle of itching powder.
WonkeyDonkey 10
Ewww.....I wouldn't be fighting them over the underpants of yours that they have used. I'd be buying new ones and keeping them under lock and key.....
WaBrewer 11
For a dude that's gross. I can't even imagine what it's like for a woman.
B0nb0N09 12
Noooooooo
chinagirl3343 8
Install a padlock on your bedroom door.
IvyPalin 7
Child. Time to break out the padlocks.
Colin_XU 6
How could you bear that, OP? It is better to kick her out or get away from her.
Sheepboy 12
I have to sympathise, however, I have never met a woman who calls her lingerie 'underpants'.
avapaige1234 19
Buy a new one. That's so gross