FML : Today, I learned that while most people drunk text, I drunk clean. And by drunk clean I mean put my things away where I won't be able to find them, like...

Today, I learned that while most people drunk text, I drunk clean. And by drunk clean I mean put my things away where I won't be able to find them, like my car keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anon / Saturday 5 December 2015 23:15 / United States - Fayetteville

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By organizse | 28

#6478647 - Sunday 6 December 2015 16:30

Solution: keep getting drunk until you clean enough of your house to find them

By Tripartita | 44

#6478659 - Sunday 6 December 2015 16:49

Time to make a drunk videographer friend, so you'll have an account of whatever happens when you're both inebriated.

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By Googolman | 28

#6478644 - Sunday 6 December 2015 16:23

Well, at least now if you ever need to clean your house it won't be a chore.

By WittyMoron | 22

#6478645 - Sunday 6 December 2015 16:26

Everything's gone somewhere for when you want to properly clean, at least.

By organizse | 28

#6478647 - Sunday 6 December 2015 16:30

Solution: keep getting drunk until you clean enough of your house to find them

cole_tyler42 | 21

#6478764 - Sunday 6 December 2015 20:09

OCDrunk

QuaDECH | 13

#6478990 - Monday 7 December 2015 3:43

The science is solid here.

By polishguy05 | 15

#6478650 - Sunday 6 December 2015 16:34

Look at the bright side at least you didn't decide to drive with them while drunk

By klorehore | 24

#6478652 - Sunday 6 December 2015 16:38

Usually when I "drunk clean" I clean so well the lost items aren't even inside my apartment anymore.

By i_live_to_vault | 19

#6478657 - Sunday 6 December 2015 16:46

Well that stinks. Hope you find them.

By Tripartita | 44

#6478659 - Sunday 6 December 2015 16:49

Time to make a drunk videographer friend, so you'll have an account of whatever happens when you're both inebriated.

By Tripartita | 44

#6478660 - Sunday 6 December 2015 16:51

Oh, oh, and they probably aren't on fire!

By jeffprobs | 20

#6478662 - Sunday 6 December 2015 16:55

You drunk:"i can't drive, i should make sure i put the keys somewhere so i won't...Ever" *passes out* *drop keys*

By lexiieeex3 | 32

#6478672 - Sunday 6 December 2015 17:39

Check the refrigerator, that seems to be a common drunken mistake.

katsuragi2008 | 4

#6478678 - Sunday 6 December 2015 17:57

For some, it's the washer. Ask my uncle

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