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Well, at least now if you ever need to clean your house it won't be a chore.
Everything's gone somewhere for when you want to properly clean, at least.
Solution: keep getting drunk until you clean enough of your house to find them
OCDrunk
The science is solid here.
Look at the bright side at least you didn't decide to drive with them while drunk
Usually when I "drunk clean" I clean so well the lost items aren't even inside my apartment anymore.
Time to make a drunk videographer friend, so you'll have an account of whatever happens when you're both inebriated.
Oh, oh, and they probably aren't on fire!
You drunk:"i can't drive, i should make sure i put the keys somewhere so i won't...Ever" *passes out* *drop keys*
For some, it's the washer. Ask my uncle
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Solution: keep getting drunk until you clean enough of your house to find them
Time to make a drunk videographer friend, so you'll have an account of whatever happens when you're both inebriated.