By Anon - 05/12/2015 23:15 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I learned that while most people drunk text, I drunk clean. And by drunk clean I mean put my things away where I won't be able to find them, like my car keys. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 285
You deserved it 4 100

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Solution: keep getting drunk until you clean enough of your house to find them

Time to make a drunk videographer friend, so you'll have an account of whatever happens when you're both inebriated.

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Well, at least now if you ever need to clean your house it won't be a chore.

Everything's gone somewhere for when you want to properly clean, at least.

Solution: keep getting drunk until you clean enough of your house to find them

The science is solid here.

Look at the bright side at least you didn't decide to drive with them while drunk

Usually when I "drunk clean" I clean so well the lost items aren't even inside my apartment anymore.

Well that stinks. Hope you find them.

Time to make a drunk videographer friend, so you'll have an account of whatever happens when you're both inebriated.

Oh, oh, and they probably aren't on fire!

You drunk:"i can't drive, i should make sure i put the keys somewhere so i won't...Ever" *passes out* *drop keys*

Check the refrigerator, that seems to be a common drunken mistake.

For some, it's the washer. Ask my uncle