Today, I learned that while most people drunk text, I drunk clean. And by drunk clean I mean put my things away where I won't be able to find them, like my car keys. FML
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Anon
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5/12/2015 23:15
- United States - Fayetteville
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organizse
| 28
Solution: keep getting drunk until you clean enough of your house to find them
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Tripartita
| 44
Time to make a drunk videographer friend, so you'll have an account of whatever happens when you're both inebriated.
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Googolman
| 29
Well, at least now if you ever need to clean your house it won't be a chore.
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WittyMoron
| 22
Everything's gone somewhere for when you want to properly clean, at least.
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organizse
| 28
Solution: keep getting drunk until you clean enough of your house to find them
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cole_tyler42
| 21
OCDrunk
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QuaDECH
| 13
The science is solid here.
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polishguy05
| 15
Look at the bright side at least you didn't decide to drive with them while drunk
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klorehore
| 24
Usually when I "drunk clean" I clean so well the lost items aren't even inside my apartment anymore.
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i_live_to_vault
| 19
Well that stinks. Hope you find them.
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Tripartita
| 44
Time to make a drunk videographer friend, so you'll have an account of whatever happens when you're both inebriated.
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Tripartita
| 44
Oh, oh, and they probably aren't on fire!
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jeffprobs
| 20
You drunk:"i can't drive, i should make sure i put the keys somewhere so i won't...Ever" *passes out* *drop keys*
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lexiieeex3
| 32
Check the refrigerator, that seems to be a common drunken mistake.
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katsuragi2008
| 4
For some, it's the washer. Ask my uncle