Transportation: Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys.... - FML

By DriveMeNot - 27/10/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 14:00

Today, I’m camping in the middle of nowhere and my mom wrote me not one, but two emails asking where my car keys are, because she needs to move my car. She apparently did not think to check in the key cabinet first. You know, the one where we keep… keys. FML

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By Syrinth - 21/07/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By leftbehind - 27/02/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:17

Express post it back to her! Not so difficult!

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:13

How on earth did you manage that!?

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Elixa 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:37

wow your really stupid, as punishment you should shove a pineapple up your ass

CreepyGuy666 2

Wednesday 27 October 2010 10:28

You're like the most stupid commenter I've ever seen.

ohsuzykuew 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 10:33

I agree wholeheartedly with you, 23! I cannot stand this ****! Besides having the worst comments, she thinks everyone wants to see her nasty orange fake ****. She's disgusting!

Elixa 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 10:50

nice one. Coming from, mr cool guy in the too tight plaid shirt, taking the stereotypical guy in the bathroom with sunglasses in pic.

Elixa 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 10:52

25 your funny! I like you. Wanna be my friend? please be my friend. I'm begging you!!!! your so god damn cool.

sevans 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 11:39

lol what is with everyone going in at you Elixa. this is like the third FML where you're getting I to it with someone.

kindlystfupls 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 15:55

it's *you'RE as in: "you are stupid" dumbass.

Elixa 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:36

sevens, again lol. I would rather theses trolls hate on me over, someone who has low self esteem, and might take it personally. I don't mind drawing all their negative energy, cuz I don't even look at it before throwing it right back at them.

raesolis86 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 7:15

#48 who are you correcting?? 31 wrote it correctly. you'RE the dumbass.

DrAwesome 6

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:37

Throw them as hard as you can. That's all I've got.

kevinnj 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:49

LOL

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:46

Hopefully your mom has a spare key until you visit or mail it back to her.

gozar_fml 1

Wednesday 27 October 2010 10:22

FedEx them.

Miss_Maybe_Baby 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 11:43

ship them in the mail overnight, it's spendy but not as much as that drive!!

soxfan72797 3

Wednesday 14 December 2011 4:15

Spendy? Lmfao

kostya0106 6

Wednesday 27 October 2010 11:47

just mail it through the nearest fedex or ups.

tygerarmy 35

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:00

UPS or drive for eight hours really your fault here. f your moms life.

mfelax9556 8

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:58

thats more of a f*** her life cuz shes the one that has to get them. that is if u dont respect ur mother enough to bring them back to her

rizzkiyoshi 19

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:35

would that be a f HER life? not yours?

beeffyboy 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:09

sooooo..........?

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