Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
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robc32ca 4
you sick moron.
Senseless_487 29
Way to take responsibility for your actions. YDI!
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Comments (310)
pfquid 10
I would've ran out and whooped your ass.
SaintJimmy21 19
why didn't you stage a knife attack in the first place?
meouch 6
Poor cat
GLaDOS8899 14
I am a cat lover, you are a sick bastard, OP!
Destineyy8 3
Lmfaooooooooooo
CyberGothic 16
DBag is as DBag does.
MehrunesDagon456 20
Is this FML related to another? I seen an FML that said "Today I saw my neighbor run over my cat. He then put it under my car tire to make it look like I ran over him FML"
EliGolsdworthy 7
I think it's different they put the cat under the other neighbors car not there's but it's possible
Mcstud1y 30
You sick ****
rabid_otaku 29
You are a horrible person.
101jumpergirl101 7
You should have just told them instead of hide it. It wouldn't have been easy but better than what you did. Karmas a biotch