Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
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Top comments
MikeDa1Da 14
Check your old underpants for the momma spider
ICATiger 13
That's why you don't leave stuff outside.
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Comments (201)
leogirl95 12
Anyone else just have a chill run down their spine?
ibebrandy 4
Thought I was the only one...
cardinallove 11
Yes! I'm actually always afraid of this happening with my shoes...
DebiCakes95 0
Yes ... I think my fear of spiders has just turned into a phobia.... Fantastic
mooocow1 5
No
DocBastard 40
I've seen a bunch of movies and I read a bunch of comic books when I was a kid, so I'm almost positive you're a superhero now. I suggest you jump off a tall building or try running through a wall immediately.
Kriyptic 8
Agreed!
hotPinklipstick 24
I suggest you listen to DocBastard, after all he is a doctor.
zombicidal 11
I think that'd be copyright infringement doc
ILEIKGURLS 0
Look at my profile everyone.
2ndSucks 15
Congratulations, 81. Looks like you're a ******.
HaleyCross 0
Lmao, You're hilarious!
idoam 8
DocBastard, marry me.
MistySky 17
Gross! At least they didn't bite you..? Spider bites are the WORST. D:
Katy326 10
Obviously they did bite. Hence the pain mentioned in the story.
AddeU 0
I doubt the pain came from the spiders biting him. What I do know though is that a pair of sneakers doesn't make good running shoes.
MistySky 17
Since OP mentioned he went running, I thought it'd be safe to think he squished them, and was just feeling pain because of the friction..
RuCheezBurger 10
This reminds me of this story my friend told me about a cockroach infestation. In an apartment :0
XxMoeMoexX 5
It makes me think...bed bugs
aatas187 8
My foot instantly started to cramp I have no phobias but just think of the possible venom or disease
Savra_fml 17
You must have not gone jogging for quite some time if a spider was able to lay its eggs in your shoe(s). That's my guess for the pain part. The spider hatchlings were just an unwelcome and unpleasant surprise. FYL
Cigar 11
I was about 11 when my mom discovered an empty spider nest in the corner of my metal bed frame. That was how we figured out the source of my bumpy, itchy ankles.
ciararocks1000 0
Omfg I would just about die.
HaleyCross 0
My parents found a brown riclous (sp?) spider/nest behind their bed, the night after they were both bit. They went to the hospital a few days later when the tissue around the bites started turning brown/purple and dying. for some reason they gave my dad antibiotics but my mom didn't need it. Not sure why?
Roseoceane_fml 0
Hooooorrible !!
Cleao18317 11
That is...really gross :/ try keeping them inside next time..
Cleao18317 11
That is really gross. You should probably keep them indoors from now on.. :/