FML : Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and...

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Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By toomuchmetal - / Wednesday 24 June 2009 19:17 / United States

FML won't stop until it hits the spot

OH GOD YES, DON'T STOP reading this article, it's not because it's short that it's not good, the most important thing being of course...

By FML Team / Friday 9 October 2009 11:34 /

Intimacy

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By drybamboo | 0

#337572 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:13

A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off.

Shame.

:-(

By mubaki | 18

#337498 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:01

hahahaha

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By mubaki | 18

#337498 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:01

hahahaha

PumpkinTarte | 0

#613270 - Saturday 10 October 2009 11:35

This illustration looks so 80's..

eggnogg | 0

#614364 - Sunday 11 October 2009 1:31

its sick as fuck though.

Arcterion | 0

#617324 - Monday 12 October 2009 17:08

Heh, the image doesn't even show up for me.

greenltrn2003 | 0

#617342 - Monday 12 October 2009 17:15

me neither
*snap**snap* get it together FML

madzi | 0

#618258 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:02

What's wrong with that?

maichido | 0

#618360 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 2:40

Illustration:
http://jessathegreat.deviantart.com/art/FML-135613640

Arcterion | 0

#619159 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 12:42

Rofl, awesome. :D Thanks.

hellokittywhore | 0

#826152 - Friday 5 February 2010 3:08

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

katelove18 | 0

#853549 - Sunday 14 February 2010 2:50

I will let you lick my clitoris

Unlucky_Jake | 0

#1018557 - Friday 4 June 2010 4:16

It's still amazing though

@OP unlucky girl, that womans seems like the freaky type ;)

Give_Linux_A_Go | 28

#2957953 - Saturday 23 July 2011 11:52

what difference does it make that the cashier was "heavy"?

nabee26 | 15

#4670576 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 3:48

Wow! That image will haunt me forever! FML LOL

By brown_eyed_girl | 0

#337510 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:03

ewww

By genius_man16 | 0

#337511 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:03

Awkward turtle.

and LOL @ the username

By yourmysunshine | 0

#337515 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:04

ewww. tmi!

By MeganH0LLYW00D | 0

#337524 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:05

Lol. I would have hit her in the dome.

"FOREHEAD TO DOME BITCH!"

kuzya92 | 9

#6043873 - Thursday 21 August 2014 7:04

What the hell is wrong with you?

By missterii | 0

#337541 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:08

I personally have quite a few piercings too, I hope that doesn't happen to me!!

Redneck325Ci | 0

#338436 - Thursday 25 June 2009 3:37

There's a difference with cute chicks. Call me shallow, but yeah. Lol

missterii | 0

#339142 - Thursday 25 June 2009 8:32

You SOOOO did not just call me ugly.
lol that is fuckeddd up.

christopherlove | 0

#340124 - Thursday 25 June 2009 17:24

He clearly just called you cute. I concur, but I won't call you smart.
By the way, I have my penis pierced, but it doesn't give me orgasms unless somebody helps.

missterii | 0

#341292 - Friday 26 June 2009 4:16

Well I'm not stupid.. I graduated high school and started college at 16.

YDIlover | 0

#342133 - Friday 26 June 2009 11:55

Uh, so do most people. I've just finished high school and I am going to college next year (I'm 16 too) then to University...so yeah, you're not that smart...

missterii | 0

#356847 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 5:36

I'm pretty sure that like 99% of the population graduates when they're 18.. Duhh.

lolsan | 0

#613339 - Saturday 10 October 2009 14:02

There are other countries in the world, honey.

CurlyHairGuy | 0

#614047 - Saturday 10 October 2009 23:05

Owned

lonely_wife | 0

#615917 - Sunday 11 October 2009 21:48

you know... bragging about your brain doesn't make you sound that smart... just pretty shallow and self-absorbed. Lots of people are smart but you don't hear them going on and on about it.

moonfiresfury | 0

#624105 - Saturday 17 October 2009 8:59

In the U.S. College and University are the same thing. Most people stay in highschool until they're 18, though to graduate at 16 really isn't that hard. =/. Credits are ridiculously easy to accumulate, and depending on the time of year you were born its really not that special if you graduate that young.

But hey, the reply feature isn't really for debating stupid comments, now is it? *shames self*

OP- Thats quite the story to tell! I'd be freaked out if anyone told me the state of their clitoris, pierced or not. I especially don't want to know if you're climaxing while working. TMI. I can't say FML, because you got one hell of a funny story to tell people, so no vote either way here.