Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
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Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
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Top comments
MikeDa1Da 14
Check your old underpants for the momma spider
ICATiger 13
That's why you don't leave stuff outside.
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Comments (201)
Funnywayz 0
That is ironic how I am afraid that will happen so I check every time I put on a shoe. My dad says I am crazy. Now I know I won't be the only one.
18princess93 9
FYL!!!!! I'm TERRIFIED of spiders! I can't imagine what you must've thought seeing all of those spiders crawling out of your shoe. But, how did you not squish them??
Skymone 6
I don't understand how it was painful... They should just've been crushed when you put your foot in the shoe, unless it's several sizes too big, in which case you shouldn't be jogging in them. But guessing it was a pain like a small pebble in the shoe, then? Anyway, jog more often, and spiders won't move into your shoes!
Evfan6067 6
*shudders* I'm checking my shoes from now on
newmandotcom 6
Instead of doing something drastic like everyone seems to suggest such as throwing your shoes away if they stay out overnight, try just shaking them out to see if anything comes out. I've been doing that for yours and have ran into a couple spiders. A few scorpions and one tiny snake. But I never just throw my shoes on without checking first.
onlychildFTW 34
My question is; how were the spider still alive? I would think they'd be smashed into gross goop.
taazer 12
I am really scared of spiders and i feel really sorry for you... Even though i hate spiders POOR SPIDERS
ryancolly 2
It's a miracle that they've survived in the shoes not longer after they've moved in lol
BlackBlazeCobra 16
YDI for leaving your shoes outside. Spiders will make anything their home. Reminds me of the time I whacked a large spider with a broom, and a shit ton of baby spiders scurried from underneath.
itstesshomo 2
i would have cried.