Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML

By anonymous - 16/1/2012 19:55 - United States

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By Meowingtons500 | 18

#3894917 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:44

You can be whoever you want to be. Good for you for telling him. Stay strong grasshoppah. :)

By barbie_9941 | 13

#3894910 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:43

is he a republican?

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By xSonic | 9

#3894898 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:39

By manumons | 8

#3894904 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:42

he wants to make sure your the picker and the other is the catcher haha

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3895008 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:50

Gays are both bro

shelbygordon44 | 7

#3895025 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:50

You're* and pitcher*

burtonbullet | 10

#3895056 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:53

My friend sticks only to "pitching", if you'd like it to be called that. Just because it's a male homosexual relationship, doesn't mean they play both positions.

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3895088 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:56

Im sorry for my lack of intellectual capacity to know that, thank you good sir.

FirstTigerHobbes | 13

#3895169 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:16

At least your dad didn't push you into a burning christmas tree

BrokenDreamer24 | 14

#3895222 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:23

33- I can agree on that one. But just to ask this, who says OP is gay?

What if OPs dad was talking about his relationships with women?

rodgersfan | 6

#3895272 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:29

35- It says he came out to his father. I believe I and most others are assuming he is coming out of the closet.

freakinglaugher | 10

#3895316 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:35

-35 *Fry Face Squint*
Not sure if trolling... or just stupid.

"Coming out" means to tell that you are gay. You just made my brain very sad.

tctheamazing | 7

#3895330 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:36

35-OP straight up said he was coming out to his father. I'm almost positive that he's talking about being gay.

honeysuckel | 0

#3895358 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:40

what does this even mean can someone explene the koncept of this it's not lectual I dot get what u mean by coming out coming out of where a zoo a plane a earplane terminal? thx to whoever responds

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#3895382 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:43

Doc, we need your Idiot-English translator on #58, stat!

skoob | 4

#3895522 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:00

Well the pitcher may very well be the catcher... Of aids... I'm going to hell

carbar27 | 5

#3895561 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:06

You're such a dick. I hope your girlfriend (if you somehow manage to get one who would tolerate your dickishness) gives you aids and you die. Have a great time in hell, dumb fuck.

skoob | 4

#3895638 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:22

Well the pitcher may very well be the catcher... Of aids... I'm going to hell

66mustangrocks | 4

#3895863 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:07

Fuck faggots...

cavy102 | 10

#3926623 - Monday 23 January 2012 0:46

Incorrect. Usually there is a defined "bottom" and "top". (Catcher/Pitcher, Uke/Seme)

shanemcunt | 10

#3928592 - Monday 23 January 2012 10:17

131 Are you gay? They can flip. The best part of being gay I am told

morganime | 2

#4224490 - Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:29

i wish all were both some are a little narrow minded imo if a guys not willing to trade places hes not worth it not to say that defined roles are bad if everyone is happy

By xSonic | 9

#3894906 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:42

By cheesypies | 6

#3894908 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:43

I sense an error in communication.

DrMime | 10

#3895711 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:39

What we have here, is a failure to communicate. As you can see, there can only be one 'man':

*exhibit A*
8===D

DrMime | 10

#3895736 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:42

That's weird, I posted:

8===D

DrMime | 10

#3895765 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:44

That was a bad comment, it got modded into nonsensical dribble...

DrMime | 10

#3895805 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:51

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."

SecretMe00 | 5

#3895904 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 2:17

Ok 3 is right and 5 isn't. There wasn't a lack of communication. In a same sex relationship, there still is the one person who's more feminine and the other who is more masculine. OP's father simply wants him to be the more masculine one.

yetanotherginger | 19

#3904023 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 18:13

and yet it's nothing to do with that. OP could have written this as so:-
"Today, I came out to my father and he accepted it, FML"

eurostar710 | 11

#3911292 - Friday 20 January 2012 0:05

How is it an FML that he accepted you? Yeah he was a tad ignorant, but my dad called me a fag when I came out to him. And every time he called to talk to my sister she would ask if he wanted to talk to me (I didn't want to talk to him) and he would ask, "is he still a fag?" and she would say yeah and he would say NOPE!

Consider yourself lucky.

TheVengefulGeek | 28

#4358745 - Thursday 26 April 2012 19:11

122 - You poor thing. :c I support you!

By barbie_9941 | 13

#3894910 - Monday 16 January 2012 23:43

is he a republican?

ontariowarrior | 3

#3895219 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:23

Shut up dumbass

beastlybeauty | 4

#3895414 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:49

Are you discriminative?

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3895531 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:02

62, Well statistically...

2ndSucks | 15

#3895646 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:25

I'm sure he prefers the term "boldly conservative."

DrMime | 10

#3895726 - Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:40

What does being a republican have anything to do with gay rights? Prop eight won in was passed with about 48% of democrats and only 18% of republicans. More examples can be sited.