Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML
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Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, we were meeting my husband's colleagues for dinner. I wore a dress which my husband had bought for me earlier this year. I was feeling good until he took one look and said, "Nope. Go change. It doesn't look good and appropriate for the dinner." I had to change. So much for trying to have some body positivity… FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of Doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the Doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML
Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML
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jiyong_fml 3
what a good man, you should keep him
attatood 8
When women want it, men are supposed to jump and when men want it, women can conveniently have a headache or something... is that it? Once again, it is all about the women...
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Comments (91)
SkoomaKi 28
A man who isn't in the mood?! You must be one hell of a turnoff.
LolCandy 27
For all the people raging at the girlfriend for being hurt.... lolwhat? He turned her down in a rather disheartening way. He certainly has the right to turn down sex, but this is the equivalent of a girlfriend saying "Ugh, do I have to?" instead of "Sorry hun, I just don't feel like it". As well, when a woman shows off her body, she is making herself somewhat vulnerable- she could easily interpret that as "You aren't worth the effort" (she might be totally wrong, but I can see this happening).
TOPsCinderella 25
Sounds like my husband xD I'm sorry OP, I know the feeling.
ksphinx 15
I feel your pain. If I'm in the mood my husband isn't or he is too tired. If he is in the mood and I'm not I better do something to him or he will whine. He will also start arguments overt frivolous things.
mothergem 6
sounds like my man Lol i feel ur pain