Miscellaneous: Today, I put my ironing board away in the bathroom. After closing...

By Magicgwen - 26/04/2012 20:45 - France - Paris

Today, I put my ironing board away in the bathroom. After closing the door, I heard a loud noise. The board had opened up while falling over, taking up the width of the room. I can't open the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 15:51 - Japan

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By RoxahTheGreat - 26/12/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I was unloading things into a hotel. As I went to get a bag out in the hallway, the room door closed and I had no key. When I knocked and asked my family to let me back in, no one answered. The doors are clearly not soundproof. I could hear them debating whether or not to let me back in. FML

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mandadarling 10

Friday 27 April 2012 0:44

oh the irony..

DocBastard 38

Friday 27 April 2012 0:47

I don't think that's what happened at all. I think you're just too weak to push the door open. You should go pump some iron. That pun was weak. Like you.

Comments

kaahanui89 1

Friday 27 April 2012 1:30

Hope u don't like in a 2 storie house and ur bathroom is upstairs... Thank would definetly suck. BIG TIME!!!!!

jerseyboy732 16

Friday 27 April 2012 2:15

she could always use a ladder... now what would suck is if she had a finished basement and the bathroom was down there

raaawwwrrZ 8

Friday 27 April 2012 2:22

Like in a two storie house? The ****

ClaremoreZebra 8

Friday 27 April 2012 6:31

She's Asians. The keys are too small for her to type correctly. :)

ssnowywinter 0

Friday 27 April 2012 1:33

This thought just came to me, but now you have a successful way to hide in case someone breaks into your house or something, OP.

nessaface25 14

Friday 27 April 2012 1:41

so... instead of calling for help you are posting it on FML? smart.

nessaface25 14

Friday 27 April 2012 1:43

Ooops misread it. I thought u got stuck INSIDE. now THAT would b an fml

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 27 April 2012 3:02

I rather be stuck in a bathroom than stuck without one.

mk58 31

Friday 27 April 2012 5:37

Really? But, there's no food in the average bathroom!

kshafer08 7

Friday 27 April 2012 1:43

Sounds like your gonna need either a new door or drill a hole big enough in the door to fit a pipe through and move the ironing board out of the way, then plaster over the holes.

Ugi 26

Friday 27 April 2012 1:44

If you can get the door open a little then make a hook (say from a wire coat-hanger) tie it to a string and throw it over the door. If you can hook the board and pull it up then you will be able to open the door. Or just move house.