Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
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Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
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amileah13 26
Okay.... What's the point of flipping them off if they can't see you? Just saying
timb1234 13
Dont worry he just saw a bird
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Comments (94)
Jennandco 25
Well did he see you? On the other hand, tinted windows and ones that aren't tinted look completely different. YDI
chill99 15
Exes are exes for a reason, but YDI if you can't own what you do.
nsb124 15
You can flip him off. You can delete his number. But you can NEVER unsuck his dick.
Abhinow 7
u r assuming op is girl. what if op was dominant male in the relation? then it will come out to 'u cant get ur dick unsucked' :) just giving second opinion.
Zebediabolical 45
With a name like queenbitch i doubt he'd be the dominant partner in the relationship.
kurodansei 16
but.... he'd be the Queen.... which is a position of power....
munchly 17
I don't know why everyone dislikes this... I thought it was amusing
Andrewski12 18
Dumb!
Abhinow 7
So OP thought she was driving her car that has tinted windows so she gave finger to her ex thinking he won't see it. but as it turns out she was driving her mothers car which apparently doesnt have tint so her ex saw it! I mean wow if you cant make out tint by looking at glass but need to recall who owns the car to realize it. BIG YDI
KingZach 10
Was there really a need to rewrite the whole fml?
Abhinow 7
i was actually reconstructing it for my own self to understand what had happened :)
FlawlessFlame 7
Actually thanks because I didn't understand it (not sarcasm)
Cads1 24
Um, so what. Your ex saw you.
wakemeupplease 21
No wonder he's your ex bow
Fmlsea 28
well at least he knows how you really feel about him.
fastnachter 15
I don't think anyone has taken into account the fact that OP wrote the FML after realizing it was their moms car. They might've wanted the ex to see and did it thinking it was their own car with no tinting. Then after pulling away, they realized their mistake...
redpanda39 10
No, the point of the fml is that OP's car is the one with tinted windows and they forgot they weren't in their own car, so the windows weren't tinted.
ohSNAPyall 27
Your windows sound like they're illegally tinted. The cops should ticket you for this because it's dangerous to them. (It's dangerous if they pull over a car with extra-dark windows because they can't see if you're pulling a weapon on them.) You may want to take a razor blade and remove the tint.
mukduk 21
I see this FML went right over your head
ohSNAPyall 27
No, it's just an aside.
ChrissyAnne23 6
I have dark tinted windows and have never been pulled over for it
MissRaindrop 20
The laws vary from state to state. We got one of our vehicles at a police auction and the windows are too dark to see in. Driving through IN we almost got a ticket for it. The only reason we didn't is because his partner let him know that it's legal in KY so they couldn't ticket us.
russfml 31
So what you're saying is a tint level on a window is illegal, but in having this tint it maybe more likely for a cop to not want to deal with pulling me over :)
Stuffaluffagus 25
Congratulations, you just won lamest comment of the day
Villy23 12
Depends on where you are. I'm in Michigan, same as the OP, and my boyfriend's old car had tinted windows and he got ticketed for it.
elcee1987 18
That's a lame comment, but it crossed my mind as well. I got pulled over once in Idaho for windows tinted 20% too dark (the cop has a little thing that checks the percentage of the tinting). I just blamed it on my ex and played the dumb girl card, promising to fix them right away....yeah right. As for the actual Fml, it sounds like something I'd do. After I got a new car, it was hard to adjust to untinted windows for a little while.