Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
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Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
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Top comments
amileah13 26
Okay.... What's the point of flipping them off if they can't see you? Just saying
timb1234 13
Dont worry he just saw a bird
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Comments (94)
laden_swallow09 35
So, you're flipping off someone because of nothing they were doing, not how they were driving, but because you're still upset over your ex breaking up with you? Not only that, but you didn't even have the presence of mind to roll down your window to give a finger since the windows were so dark, he couldn't see you to begin with? In a car he probably never would have recognized - your mother's car? You're no queen bitch like your username suggests, OP. You're just a stupid-ass basic bitch. YDI.
chosha_fml 27
YDI, but possibly so did he.
zarrganaut 17
Did you really not want him to see you flip him off? Seems kinda kiddish.
jelrid 30
Um, you (and your mom) realize that, in the state of Michigan, if the front windows on your car are that heavily tinted you can get pulled over and fined, right? Food for thought...
gobiteme2 34
Really! I think you shouldn’t be on the road if you can’t figure out what you are driving.
InapropriateElmo 6
People. HIS car has the tinted windows. He is driving his MOM'S car.
naiveprophet 15
HER car has the tinted windows. She is driving her MOM'S car.
SoraHD 9
So what's the FML part of it? it being your mums car? if so what's the point of the rest of the story. If its the flipping the bird part, who gives a shit? if the windows are tinted your ex can barely see you? I don't get this.
mrg_not_a_dude 18
if it was her car with the tinted windows thats pointless and stupid. its also very stupid of her to realize that the windows weren't tinted. #peoplearestupid
Puppys_Doll 28
wow. good job. I'm sure that ruined your life :/
realg0d 8
blonde?