Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
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Fouisgras 0
What a d bag. He should be grateful. Good job.
kmapes 0
Congrats on losing all that weight! You definitely deserve better than that treatment though.
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Essentials 0
**** him. worthless piece of shit.
GothamKnight 0
Well now that you are a size 4, getting a new boyfriend shouldn't be difficult.
limegreenqueen 0
i don't believe you. either you made this up or he has a real reason for breaking up with you and is hiding it
Cupcake10 0
Haha I'm a size 6!!
skippyelgato 0
At least you got something out of it: a slimmer body. So you're not entirely empty handed. As a plus, your boyfriend who obviously didn't care for you is out of the picture. It's a win-win scenario for you!
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
BTW people, calling thin people "nasty skinny" and "anorexic" to make fat people feel better is really hypocritical.
Sappheyes 0
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Single.
ag828 0
You should have dumped the douchebag the second he told you he wanted you to lose weight, if he doesn't like you the way you are then he's not worth your time
McLaughlane 0
This. This exactly.
Corey_Helfand 0
Well, I don't know. That this guy was a grade a douche bag isn't even a question, he was, and OP is obviously much better off. On the other hand, there is a point where overweightness becomes a health issue, and wanting someone to lose weigh could be a sign of wanting them to be healthier and around longer.
McLaughlane 0
Be proud of yourself anyway, you don't need a douchebag like that. Congratulations on the weight loss!
soprettyinpink29 4
Well Ms Overachiever, congrats on getting dumped by the douchebag, ur sexy self can do much better than him.