Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
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Fouisgras 0
What a d bag. He should be grateful. Good job.
kmapes 0
Congrats on losing all that weight! You definitely deserve better than that treatment though.
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mikester3127 0
WOW what a fag!
Boundless01 0
Congratulations on your success. Hard work certainly pays off. If you were able to go from a size 18 to a 4, you should be able to find a much better boyfriend than the one that couldn't accept you for who you are.
emilyecstasyTM 0
Well, at least you look good, now you can get whoever you want, right? You did a great job reaching that goal :]
TheStatue 5
However many pounds you lost to get from a size 18 to a 4, add the weight of the idiot who dumped you to that total. CONGRATULATIONS on your major accomplishment. You're better off without this controlling jerk.
Flounder 2
YDI for agreeing to meet his "requirements" in the first place
capricaz 0
That seriously sucks. FYL but really be glad it happened because you don't have to spend any more time with this ass. Congrats on losing weight! It's an awesome achievement :) You can now find a nice guy bc you look good :)
southparkfan92 0
well first being a size 18 is unhealthy..so good job n congrats for pullin down to a 4..especially since the average size is like wat 6-10 or sumtin? i dunno..so 4 is like slender so congrats :) on the other hand i hope u didnt do it for a guy cuz thts just stupid..no guy shud eva tell u tht he wishes ur body or personality was any different..n love u for who u r..so hopefully u did it for ur own good..n also ur boyfren is a complete douche..
tasha2010 0
You deserve better than that guy. You're better off without him, although I'm sure that's not what you want to hear. More than anything, congrats on losing the weight! That's an amazing accomplishment.
thelonelylurker 0
Lol, hilarious!
drinkupgorgeous 0
Congrats on losing the weight. And on losing that douche. You deserve better. He'll be back when he sees you with a better guy. Trust me.