Miscellaneous: Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends....

By lonely - 21/03/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2018 17:30

Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML

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By revalc - 16/08/2009 04:35 - Canada

Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11 but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 12:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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Party hard

By mylifeisfcked - 25/02/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I sent out a note to 300 friends saying that I'm having a birthday party in a couple of weeks. I asked to please write back if they are interested in coming. Two people replied. They said they can't make it. FML

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FOMO

By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 16:00

Today, I learned that my friend had parties all summer without me. I wasn't even invited once. Why ? Because I didn't send a message. My bad, I didn't know I could've have sent a message to attend parties I didn't know were happening. FML

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Family love

By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 11:00

Today, I'd arranged a family reunion to see family I hadn't seen in years. Out of about 20 people, only 3 said they would come. One messaged to cancel the night before. The other two no-showed. FML

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Saturday Night Fever-ish

By lonely - 15/09/2019 04:05 - Canada - Granby

Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML

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By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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By Lonely, I am so lonely - 12/06/2016 13:41 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, a friend posted a photo on Facebook of a meal with all of our other friends. The same meal they'd told me just yesterday had been cancelled. FML

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KingDingALing 9

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:33

Tell them that there's going to be beer and strippers.

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 0:35

Aww. I'm sorry. : People are so mean sometimes.

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purple456 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:39

i hate when they do that..

maesha13 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:46

awwww that's hecka sad.. :(

hey_its_kristi 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:47

It's much better than all of them putting "attending" and then not showing up, right?

maesha13 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:48

awww that's hecka sad maan.. :(

Nakolover13 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 21:02

Hecka?

smooshy_fml 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:49

awww what a bummer :c

tulsafml 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:52

we all also make babyz

Swaggy94_fml 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:08

Its probably cuz its a "get together" try like club night or something

mexmelli13 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:09

tell them all the hoes will be there! hoes from different area codes<3

paras0mnia 3

Tuesday 22 March 2011 4:05

rip Nate dogg

IStoleTheCookies 16

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:11

I'm on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. Yaaaaaay! xD I love Charlie Sheen...

ocdparame 6

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:14

Is your name Karen?

hey_its_kristi 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:16

yeah Karen's such a douche.

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Today, my best friend’s girlfriend took his phone and blocked me on Facebook, all because I wrote him a heartfelt Happy Birthday message on his wall. I found out because he messaged me from another account explaining what happened. She refuses to understand that we’re strictly platonic friends. FML

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Today, my girlfriend won't stay over at my apartment anymore. Why? Because she saw a few roaches. Pest control comes every week and I spray every other day, so there's only so much I can about it. The worst part is now it's extremely difficult to spend time together because she lives with her mom and sister, who argue nonstop. FML

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Today, my patient knocked my glasses off as I assisted him in the shower. We both looked in terror as they fell into his unflushed toilet. This patient was isolated due to a contagious infection. FML

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Today, it's a long weekend and our restaurant is severely understaffed, with a record number of customers and 6 staff doing the work of the 10 who would usually be there. Other restaurants would have 14 staff on with those numbers. There is no chance in hell that will be reflected in our wages, however. FML

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Today, I have come to the point in my life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML

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Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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Today, my son finally got a job for the first time in his life. He only did it so he can upgrade his PC and buy Overwatch. He's 24. FML

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