Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
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Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, I sent out a note to 300 friends saying that I'm having a birthday party in a couple of weeks. I asked to please write back if they are interested in coming. Two people replied. They said they can't make it. FML
Today, I learned that my friend had parties all summer without me. I wasn't even invited once. Why ? Because I didn't send a message. My bad, I didn't know I could've have sent a message to attend parties I didn't know were happening. FML
Today, I'd arranged a family reunion to see family I hadn't seen in years. Out of about 20 people, only 3 said they would come. One messaged to cancel the night before. The other two no-showed. FML
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML
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KingDingALing 9
Tell them that there's going to be beer and strippers.
jess6blondie9 3
Aww. I'm sorry. : People are so mean sometimes.
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Comments (227)
llamagangster 0
Maybe they are all moving to Antartica to open a seal farm and study mushroom's. I think that's why they cannot attend.
jess6blondie9 3
That was the most random thing that I've heard all day. Thank you for that! :)
hedgerow 0
And a drug called 'Charlie Sheen'
deatheater97 0
lololz that sux
schwebel 0
Sounds like a great time now all you need is a sock puppet to put on your weiner to talk to
Miss_Birthday 3
Lawl. Obviously the feeling between you and your "friends" aren't as mutual as you think. WTF did ya do?
krysxkatastrophe 14
Pretend it happened and make them believe they missed a fun time.
kennababy 0
oh sad! :( I'm sorry! I would come! :)
trick619 0
how is that rude that someone doesn't want to hang out with someone else? there's a reason behind everything. so are you saying u have never ever bailed on anyone or told anyone "no" mr. swim dude?
omfgjasmine_ 0
thats superr sadd !
alex1432 9
especially with that picture
IndianRapper 0
haha wow u must b boring...but that sucks sorry:/