Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, I sent out a note to 300 friends saying that I'm having a birthday party in a couple of weeks. I asked to please write back if they are interested in coming. Two people replied. They said they can't make it. FML
Today, I learned that my friend had parties all summer without me. I wasn't even invited once. Why ? Because I didn't send a message. My bad, I didn't know I could've have sent a message to attend parties I didn't know were happening. FML
Today, I'd arranged a family reunion to see family I hadn't seen in years. Out of about 20 people, only 3 said they would come. One messaged to cancel the night before. The other two no-showed. FML
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML
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KingDingALing 9
Tell them that there's going to be beer and strippers.
jess6blondie9 3
Aww. I'm sorry. : People are so mean sometimes.
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Comments (227)
soothesayer17 0
when you assume it makes an ass out of u and me
ixbreakxfaces 12
Rofl, epic fail
darkgodxvx 4
Here's a hint, get some social skills. I was once like you, a friendless loser. Then I manned up and realized I'm an alpha male and that I can sleep with any girl I choose and tell lesser men what to do. Now I get invited to 4-5 parties a night and girls beg me to hang out with them and their friends in the hope I'll sleep with them, and not one of their friends, even though I all ready have. ***** so cash. tl;dr : Grow a pair and assert your place as a man and stop embarrassing my gender. self doubt is for women.
Cshoc16 0
congratulations 142, you went from a socially awkward freak to what sounds like a cocky douche that's completely full of himself, just sayin. And btw, you say you can sleep with any girl you choose, I know one you can't sleep with, my gf
TheDrifter 24
What he forgot to mention was the cash changing hands in exchange for all that sex, also that all the women he chooses are shanks. Probably should have mentioned those rape charges too, but I'm not one to judge others by their actions.
rallets 23
who says he hasnt already? o_O
darkgodxvx 4
but that's what it takes to get by in the world mate. The saying "nice guys finish last" is very true. Any girl who says otherwise is lying. Sometimes it's better to hear it straight up. Why bother sitting around and feeling sorry for yourself? It gets you nowhere. Man up and become the person you want to be. No one ever died from a little rejection. Pick up and move on to the next one. True I may sound a little full of myself but it's hard to help when people would give all most anything for you just to show up at their parties, nevermind what they give to be in my entourage for a night. When they say "Party like a Rockstar"; they mean me because "Rockstar" is my nick. (and that's not a hyperbole, that actually is true say...)
rallets 23
^ lmfao go man go
darkgodxvx 4
wassa matter broski? That the only way you could ever imagine a female letting you see her naked ? Oh and you got one thing right, the sad truth is all women are materialistic ******. That's something you learn after your first girlfriend.
darkgodxvx 4
That last comment was aimed at the brosef named "theDrifter". And maybe your right bro, but the music industry is gonna have to take a serious dive off a cliff for that to come to pass bromo.
rallets 23
umm.. i actually own an 06 lancer that i check myself and fix up :D nice try tho.. so whats your problem with me anyways? you seem obsessed with me bro .. not that i dont mind ;) and theres only one 'T' in Rallets, thanx
illmatic2 16
This guy is either a troll or he needs to be kicked in the face. Hard. I'd be happy to do the honors.
RayRay0788 0
Thats not nice
Basket_Case_ 0
some friends......
cateria12 0
#142 stfu please -_-
joooeee 3
He didn't want to assume it was a typo.
CateXOX 0
I think Charlie Sheen has become the latest synonym for 'overrated' Ever heard of co za asy? Some things aren't funny anymore after they're used 1000+ times.
GotYourDoom 0
or OP can go sit in a corner and ********** while using his tears as lube
florecitabetch 0
lol@98