Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
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Today, I asked my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She responded that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house when his dad told me that he had Photoshopped his face onto a woman's body. I looked at the photo and said it was gross, disgusting, and weird. Later on, my friend told me that the photo was actually a picture of his dad's twin sister. FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile photo, which got over 20 likes in the space of an hour. The most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to check my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me the bird in the background. FML
Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML
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narnia_monster5 7
sounds like u need to learn how to use photoshop a little better
lGreenspanl 2
YDI for Photoshopping your facebook profile.
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chlorinegreen 27
Or maybe she needs to realize that those people aren't her friends and to delete them immediately. No one should be bullied like that. Have some dignity and stick up for yourself!
Shadow_Phantom 26
It's not bullying, in my opinion. They're commenting that her picture was badly done. They're telling her the truth about her photoshop "skills," not insulting the OP herself. I know if I photoshopped something of myself, for some reason, that I would appreciate my friends pointing out the flaws of the photograph, thus leading me to removing the picture or correcting my mistakes.
hatesfate 6
28 are you that sensitive to think that's bullying? I'd hate to see you go out into the actual real world or even deeper into the internet if you think that is being bullied.
reddudeover 2
I photoshopped a pic for facebook too, but it was more reasonable. I gave myself 20pac abs and a 10ft dick! Nothing came of it total waste of energy.
Jumpingmal2 7
Only 10ft? Jeez you gotta get into the triple digits
reddudeover 2
So basically just photoshop a whale as my genitals? Lol.
j_cat187 20
I tried that and got flagged.
BenTaz 7
Don't photoshop. Be proud of who you are and don't try to be something you're not.
eliza1000 9
As Lady GaGa says you were born that way and God makes no mistakes. You are perfect the way you are. Don't use Photoshop
downtime 13
God makes no mistakes? Hmmm...thats debateable. I'd say Hitler was a big grey area.
deliki 11
Lady gaga, who is a man??? Think you need to find some one not so fake to use as a reference..
Shadow_Phantom 26
He's only a "mistake" to you because history has been falsely laid out to make him look like one.
downtime 13
116, Anyone who is directly responsible for something referred to as a "death camp" is generally not going to be the most stand up individual. I know I know, he probably loves puppies and cute little lolcat photos but then I'm sure Saddam did too and we both know how ugly he was. And what was with his fashion sense? Total hobo.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Lady Gaga also says: "I like meat dresses."
josephhaynes1990 1
God doesn't make fat people, people that God made, make themselves fat by living a sediment lifestyle. No one is perfect, but photoshopping your pictures and doing nothing to lose weight isn't the answer.
Lizzy500 16
Sediment lifestyle? That word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
josephhaynes1990 1
152 thank you, I looked it up, I was aiming for sedentary.
perdix 31
You could either lose weight or take a Photoshop class. Almost everyone who loses weight gains it all back, but I've never heard anyone forgetting everything they ever learned about Photoshop. Which course makes more sense to you?
mvems 13
Awe poor girl:( don't fake things to up your ego. Instead of creating a fake tummy and wasting time taking pictures, get outside and swim, run, bike, etc. You'll feel better and wont need the pointless approval of those jerks on stupid Facebook
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
That's a pretty hilarious insult
tearsliberation 0
If you're photoshopping a picture to make yourself look thinner just realize what types of clothes flatter your body that you should wear to help make you look thinner. That and get better photoshop skills
theneatoburrito 8
YDI for actually caring enough about what other people think of you that you had to change your appearance. Sorry OP, but what anyone else thinks is irrelevant, as long as you're happy.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi... Everyone knows what you really look like anyway so why bother? Pathetic...