Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
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Today, I asked my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She responded that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house when his dad told me that he had Photoshopped his face onto a woman's body. I looked at the photo and said it was gross, disgusting, and weird. Later on, my friend told me that the photo was actually a picture of his dad's twin sister. FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile photo, which got over 20 likes in the space of an hour. The most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to check my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me the bird in the background. FML
Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML
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narnia_monster5 7
sounds like u need to learn how to use photoshop a little better
lGreenspanl 2
YDI for Photoshopping your facebook profile.
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Comments (164)
niallswifr 7
Be proud of your body. You can't be that bad :)
reddudeover 2
Says the girl with the insanely hot pic which either means you're insanely hot and can't relate to people with bad bodies, or it's fake and you're a damn hypocrite.
maninthebox11 8
Hahahahaha ^ totally agree
chlorinegreen 27
Well I'm guessing it not her since she's only 12
11wanda11 6
Well what did you expect? That it would actually look real... Idiot!
gonad_gobbler 1
What's the point op? Everybody on Facebook you actually know is aware of what you really look like, and everyone you don't know doesn't give a shit what you look like, because odds are if they're adding you on Facebook and you don't know them they're just trying to up their friend count to feel good about themselves.
JeanVaJean 6
Anyone else read the FML with "fatter" instead of "flatter"? Maybe just me. But again, that single letter makes all the difference OP was trying to achieve.
Jumpingmal2 7
Yeah i read it and i thought she said fatter instead of flatter. Great minds misread alike
quinnlp 4
Maybe she was obese and it looked like a PAC man face when she photoshopped her stomach
Trisha_aus 15
You can't fool the people you see everyday using photoshop..why not try using weight if that's what's bugging ya! Saves the embarrassment no?
maninthebox11 8
If this was in america, i would say that we are too lazy to do that... But they're from the uk and i don't know anything about them.
mvems 13
Well aren't generalizations fun!
maninthebox11 8
Very much so
Trisha_aus 15
I meant *losing weight not using weight..god damnit autocorrect!!!
TarieBoo 2
Main- maybe youre just too gotdamn lazy? not ALL Americans are.
white16sox 19
36/75 please, speak for yourself.
Michaelsgirl04 9
probably shouldn't use the liquify tool without training...it's tricky and can make your pics look lumpy
xDropsOfJupiterx 8
Obviously you dont like your body because you photoshopped your stomach. Why dont you try and loose weight instead of having to photoshop?
hatesfate 6
It's dangerous to tell her to loose weight.. Weights should always be properly secured and tight.
RandomComments 6
Editing your pictures is like false advertisement.
quinnlp 4
And yet she probably still left it as her profile.