Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She responded that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house when his dad told me that he had Photoshopped his face onto a woman's body. I looked at the photo and said it was gross, disgusting, and weird. Later on, my friend told me that the photo was actually a picture of his dad's twin sister. FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile photo, which got over 20 likes in the space of an hour. The most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to check my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me the bird in the background. FML
Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML
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narnia_monster5 7
sounds like u need to learn how to use photoshop a little better
lGreenspanl 2
YDI for Photoshopping your facebook profile.
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Comments (164)
jls2dp 5
Sounds like you need better FB friends
SuupLissa 0
omfg if someone knows her and sees this, they should printscreen it and put it on tumblr
SickWRXMon 3
I'm sorry but that's downright hilarious!
colgatesmile08 1
Have you considered just making the effort to lose the weight? if you're not willing to make the effort then just be proud of the size you are.
chacko448 3
i suck cocks
CastielJ 6
Well, enjoy more insults.
UsagiArwen 23
Excuse me, #151 who the eff do you think you are? There are a LOT of factors that lead into why people are obese. Did the OP say how much belly had to be photoshopped? Do you *know* how much weight OP is? Could be morbid obesity, or could be just 50 extra pounds. What the eff do YOU know about any kind of obesity other than the fact you think it is ONLY due to a lazy lifestyle? Some people can eat like pigs and never gain a pound. Some people eat within normal calories per day and yet they *still* gain weight. How *dare* you say lazy in reference to any person who has a weight issue? Get off your high horse and stfu.
deransc 19
So medically speaking... exactly how fat are you?
smoshiee 8
You deserved it for being one of those idiots that's like "OMG!! I AM LIKE SO LIKE NOT LIKE LIKE LIKE SKINNY OMG IM GONNA BUT PHOTOSHOP WITH MY DADDY'S MONEY AND LIKE LIKE LIKE BUY LIKE PHOTO LIKE SHOP LIKE AND LIKE THEN LIKE I'LL LIKE TOTALLY LIKE PHOTO LIKE SHOP LIKE MY LIKE BODY LIKE SO LIKE I LIKE WILL LIKE LOOK LIKE LIKE LIKE A LIKE TOTALLY LIKE COOL LIKE PERSON LIKE OMG LOL LIKE LIKE YEAH IM LIKE ALSO GUNNA DO A DUCKFACEEE THAT WILL MAKE ME LIKE LIKE SO LIKE HIP AND LIKE COOOOOOOOL.
charvisioku 22
Why would you do that anyway? If you photoshop all your pics, you're just giving a false impression to people. When they meet you in person they'll probably think you're unattractive even if you're not, because they'll be comparing you to the photos they've seen.