Today, after I'd decided to give online dating another shot and I matched with someone who seemed interesting, during our actual date our conversation quickly devolved into a debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. I ended up blocking her after she sent me a thesis on the subject. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I thought my boyfriend was kidding when he said he'd dump me if I actually ate pineapple on pizza. I ordered it. I ate it. I'm now single. FML
Today, I went on a first date. It started out OK, but halfway through he began "debating" me, talking just like Ben Shapiro. I thought he was joking, or at least satirising the worst way you could talk during a date. I was wrong; he was serious. I'm still not sure what set him off, but I couldn't get a word in edgeways in after that. FML
Today, during a first date, we discovered we had complete opposite views on tipping. Neither of us wanted to back down, so we spent an hour debating economics instead of getting to know each other. At the end, the server thanked us for the entertainment and asked if we'd be coming back. FML
Today, I was messaging a girl on a dating app. Things were going well so I thought I'd ask her to meet. She had listed hiking as an interest 3 times on her profile so I suggested we meet at a state park. She told me she doesn't hike on a first meet and blocked me. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML
Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, a woman left our first date just because I didn't like the same character as her on a TV show. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. The chemistry was just right and she seemed perfect in every way until she staunchly insisted that the earth is flat. FML
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Rake 18
Were you on the side of light or the dark side? We need to know before deciding which option to chose!
idragosani 17
Sheesh, let people enjoy pizza however they want it. No one is forcing you to eat to it.
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Comments (5)
Iamthebanzai22 21
You stupid ****.. Do you know how hard it is to find someone who you are actually attracted to and who you can debate with?
suntrkr 9
you definitely dodged a bullet there. there are places where that is punishable by lengthy prison sentences. it's not a heinous as animal abuse, but it's a close second.
idragosani 17
Sheesh, let people enjoy pizza however they want it. No one is forcing you to eat to it.
Rake 18
Were you on the side of light or the dark side? We need to know before deciding which option to chose!
EpicOracle 24
I would marry that person