By stuck - 07/11/2012 15:00 - United States - California

Today, I paid a locksmith $100 after I locked myself out of my apartment. All he did was hit it, and it flung open. It wasn't locked, it'd just got stuck. FML
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yodas0da 12

easiest $100 the locksmith ever made

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Tsunami87 17

I think it's time for you to start hitting the gym if you're stumped by an unlocked door.

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Pleonasm 35

Before, you used to have to pay for hired muscle. Nowadays, some people have to pay for hired braincells.

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viper8608 9

and that is why you learn how to do stuff yourself. YDI for being stupid

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ICastillo 24

What I'm wondering is what he told you after he hit it open.....My guess is thanks for the $100 chump.

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planetsmurf 6

Become a locksmith and make a shit ton money off noobs like you

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love_me_electric 20

Do locksmiths seriously make $100 an hour? I think i'm in the wrong profession.

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McAninch35 9

I mean I made $30 an hour mowing grass when I was 14. But I only mowed 4 lawns a week. Per hour doesn't always apply

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cosmosis 12

31- Majority of that would be a call out fee. Not an hourly rate.

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mfayem 15

If it's an apartment, the office should have a spare key. I've had to ask them to borrow it once.

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SkoomaKi 27

It might have knocked his confidence, but I think he'll get through it.

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