By Anonymous - 07/11/2012 15:44 - United States

Today, despite my pleading, my boyfriend mounted a set of bullhorns above our headboard. Guess what came crashing down on our heads at 2am. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 474
You deserved it 2 519

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Feeling horny?

Well done on the puns, everyone.

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Feeling horny?

That really pokes a hole in the situation

It's those horn-mones.

Hormones? What a load of bull. But OP, I hope you and your partner are bovine.

unknown_user5566 26

Mooving right along, I'd say OP has a bone to pick with her boyfriend.

You're milking the joke for all it's worth now, Kyleekay, but it's udderly hilarious, good job! A very amoosing read.

Well done on the puns, everyone.

*Wipes away tear* It's beautiful.

Well guys, this has been the greatest pun reaction I've ever seen in FML, I'm proud.

Hopefully you didn't get stabbed with the horns.... D:

Oh god imagin how bad that would hurt

That would be two words, so I figured OP was talking about megaphones.

Yikes! Well at least you're both ok :-)

And how do you know that they are okay?

unknown_user5566 26

Considering OP lived to tell her tale, it's safe to assume any injuries she may have sustained weren't life threatening.

*OP looks at Kyleekay's comment with a disfigured face and misty eyes*

#28, well, the boyfriend could have been gored to death for all we know. Some people's "I told you so" attitude is so strong, it supercedes death.

I guess the more appropriate comment here would be "at least you're alive".

A set of bullhorns? Why does he need a set? I have only one bullhorn and I use it to walk around my neighborhood in the wee hours and tell everyone my political and theological views. After the security patrol tases me and confiscates it, I just yell. These people need the message!

If you had a set...you could continue using the horn after the security patrol confiscates one...Her boyfriend is obviously the plan ahead type.

Yes yes, it's not about having a bullhorn, it's about sending a message. -Joker would be proud of you.

Ha just a set? I have 2 sets I do this every night !

Ha just a set? I have 2 sets I do this every night !

The bullhorns

unknown_user5566 26

Why in the world would he do that in the first place? Is that some sort of decoration for people now?

unknown_user5566 26

D'oh. I feel stupid now. I thought OP meant the horns you talk into to make your voice louder.

lol thanks for that laugh

Guess he was feeling... Horny...

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!

The puns have already run their course

It wasn't even funny the first time... Lame.

ur face wasn't funny the first time

You never know... They could be getting it on, after all the fml says 2am so doesbt mean they are sleeping

Your comment's rating.

I know a lot of people like them, but I can't help but feel like any form of mounted animal trophies are just really creepy at night.

unknown_user5566 26

Agreed! Mounted animals and dolls are probably the creepiest things ever; I feel like their eyes follow me around the room.

And a wardrobe's open door, too. The ultimate night scare.

#31 - I personally prefer dolls to follow me around with their eyes over the alternative. Imagine how creepy it'd be to have a doll categorically avoid eye contact.

If you mess with the bull you get the horns.. In the face apparently.