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Feeling horny?
That really pokes a hole in the situation
Hormones? What a load of bull. But OP, I hope you and your partner are bovine.
You're milking the joke for all it's worth now, Kyleekay, but it's udderly hilarious, good job! A very amoosing read.
Well done on the puns, everyone.
*Wipes away tear* It's beautiful.
hhmm
Well guys, this has been the greatest pun reaction I've ever seen in FML, I'm proud.
Oh god imagin how bad that would hurt
That would be two words, so I figured OP was talking about megaphones.
Yikes! Well at least you're both ok :-)
And how do you know that they are okay?
*OP looks at Kyleekay's comment with a disfigured face and misty eyes*
I guess the more appropriate comment here would be "at least you're alive".
A set of bullhorns? Why does he need a set? I have only one bullhorn and I use it to walk around my neighborhood in the wee hours and tell everyone my political and theological views. After the security patrol tases me and confiscates it, I just yell. These people need the message!
If you had a set...you could continue using the horn after the security patrol confiscates one...Her boyfriend is obviously the plan ahead type.
Yes yes, it's not about having a bullhorn, it's about sending a message. -Joker would be proud of you.
The bullhorns
Why in the world would he do that in the first place? Is that some sort of decoration for people now?
lol thanks for that laugh
Guess he was feeling... Horny...
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!
It wasn't even funny the first time... Lame.
You never know... They could be getting it on, after all the fml says 2am so doesbt mean they are sleeping
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I know a lot of people like them, but I can't help but feel like any form of mounted animal trophies are just really creepy at night.
And a wardrobe's open door, too. The ultimate night scare.
#31 - I personally prefer dolls to follow me around with their eyes over the alternative. Imagine how creepy it'd be to have a doll categorically avoid eye contact.
If you mess with the bull you get the horns.. In the face apparently.
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Feeling horny?
Well done on the puns, everyone.