Lol

I've learned that one, too. haha. And if you know how to pee well, you can make the stream cut steel! lol :P

American toilets and urinals are the only ones in the world that make a mess like that. Like when you take a dump and it splashes pissy/poopy water all over your ass? And I'm not being racist .. I've traveled to a LOT of places.

In Europe they don't have water in their toilets! D: Well, barely. Just don't get constipated and let out big, splashy poopies.

pissy??? poopy??? in america we don't have gay names for our bowl movements

Haha, sucks. At least the little blue thing wasn't white instead.

Don't worry, this happens to me all the time. When people say, "Hahaha you peed in your pants" all I say is "No, I masturbated in the public urinal." It shuts them up real quick, trust me.

win

ha ha lol, #6

ydi for still wearing jumpers. . . . .

to me it sounds like he was wearing a uniform... could be anything from the army to a mecanic

yea really wtf

Want it in my butt

"jumpers" aww I love British people