Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, my dad overheard me and my girlfriend having a very personal conversation. His response was to burst into the room and ground me for a month for failing to get her to orgasm the last 3 times we had sex. FML
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Top comments
rocketgurl 15
Sounds like your dad may be jealous
NakuEh 27
Gotta love dads. Ruining relationships one statement at a time.
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Comments (47)
I_Bite 22
my mum did the same thing to my last bf. I'm not sure it's meant to work that way :/
Liamj774 36
Tell your girlfriend not to listen to him. Ever
simply_chan3l 13
Well maybe this a blessing in disguise, if she actually leaves you, thank your dad for helping you dodge a bullet!
Drosophila82 18
Fathers know their sons the best
serslybro 20
What is up with dads lately!? Sorry op. If she's a good gf she won't listen to his comments and decide for herself.
Fas4wd 13
Wow! Just wow.
rachelllllb 18
what a dick! parents are there to support their children not put them down!!
earthday18 7
how bad are you for your old man to sell you out
fabcade 14
I want to know her response
NormaBates 10
Subliminal message : You dad wanted to get ride of the girl without hurting her feelings. So he took a really manipulative - and a bit psychopathic- approach and tried to make a believe she was too good for you. Clever dad.