Stinky

By Anonymouss - 25/06/2015 03:54 - United States

Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML
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stieglar 17

I would think you would notice that she stunk horribly before you dated her...

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abNormal62 23

Father: Cathy I brought you a present. A boyfriend! He works for me. Say hello to Gene! Daughter: Hi Gene! You are gorgeous! Father: Yes Cathy, your right.... hygiene. Hygiene!

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Comments

SubparAtBest 23

Actual plot twist: he stunk worse and thats why he got dumped.

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NoName011 12

I don't see why the bitch won't shower regardless.

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Aimeejasmine 15

I don't see why you need to refer to someone you don't know in such a derogatory and crude manner.

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A07 48

Guess you can rest easy knowing she'll get him back for yelling at you by stinking the place up OP

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pauliegon 18

Showering is one of my main ways of relaxation, I don't know why people need motivation to do it...

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Aimeejasmine 15

Unfortunately, people don't realise resisting hygiene is a major symptom of depression. Their father should seek the reasoning for them not showering first, before trying to set them up with OP.

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fpants2010 18

Well now you can find someone who will treat you better, and she'll be stuck smelling like low tide :)

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ohmissjane 24

I could not imagine not showering after a long day and to wake up in the morning,I can't understand not showering,especially ladies,that's just gross.

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gshocker20 21

Why especially ladies? Isn't it basic hygiene for everyone?

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fmlashl 13

lol I think she says especially women because of the female anatomy... it's hotter and wetter therefore more bacteria to grow that showering helps with ;)

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Aimeejasmine 15

Men literally have gentials that rub together all day.. Your comment makes no sense?

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stieglar 17

I would think you would notice that she stunk horribly before you dated her...

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doemetoch 28

Maybe that's because, unlike what most Americans seem to think, people don't actually stink when they happen to not feel like taking a shower every day.

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lily05_fml 16

Forget her and her father you deserve better let her rot in her own smell

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gracehi 31

Dumped by the smelly chick. That's a new low.

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