By I don't condome that, babe - 24/07/2014 20:51 - United States - Lutz

Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 647
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Sounds like real contraception is his attitude.

That's rude! You should confront him. But as a general rule. Don't date boys who think it's cool to be mean to you for their friends. They're not worth it.

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Sounds like real contraception is his attitude.

Aw I'm sorry OP. He's an asshole! Dump him on his douchebag ass!

Dallasluver19 14

What a faggot.

Ex-boyfriend perhaps?

Yeah, I REALLY hope you dumped his ass, or at least talked it out, because he owes you an explanation. BIG TIME

That's rude! You should confront him. But as a general rule. Don't date boys who think it's cool to be mean to you for their friends. They're not worth it.

Well, an ugly face can be fixed. An ugly personality can't be. Time for a new boyfriend.

Ugly personalities can b fixed, it is up to the individual himself 2 wanna make that change. As 4 looks, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Ppl have diff preferences, but until he changes his act, she does not need 2 b around that type of negativity

I could eat scrabble tiles and poop out a more grammatically correct argument than that.

I know. And it upsets me. She had a really good point, that was too annoying to read.

RenoTheRhino 30

Lie to him and say that you're pregnant. Scare him and then dump him.

Never play with being pregnant.

If he's being an asshole like that, she can play with whatever she wants.

Kuro_Kamen 12

I'd play that card if I was female under these circumstances

RenoTheRhino 30

48, she can play with someone else's dick if she wants.

DanShowsNoMercy 13

At least you know you can sell pictures of your face for that purpose when you're in need of cash.

RenoTheRhino 30

What purpose is that? That she's ugly, according to her boyfriend? There are a lot of ugly people, so how would she get cash from that?

Huge dick attitude to compensate for his tiny penis

Condoms work 97% of the time Ugliness works 100%

That's a lie, there are so many hideous people with children.

Uhm... have you SEEN Honey Boo-boo's mom? Seriously, someone tapped that troll.

And boyfriend of the week goes to...

More like douchebag of the week xc

you mean ex boyfriend now