Today, I overheard my 14-year-old daughter telling her friend that she's saving money to get her hymen surgically removed so her first time won't hurt. FML
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Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, my daughter said she would never ever have kids because then she'll bleed through her vagina or get stitches on her stomach. She turned 7 last week and learnt this at school from friends. I'm yet to have the "periods" talk with her. Now I'm scared to start it. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, my daughter informed me that she hates everything about her appearance and wants to get every possible plastic surgery when she’s older. She’s 7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
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bethrh 49
Because the surgery won't hurt afterwards...
cutycat136 28
Time to have the talk with your daughter... And if that doesn't work, tell her that all surgeries like that require the doctors to get permission from parents no matter the age, and that she's going to have to wait for some years to come until she came have her first time.
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Comments (144)
shemademedoit 20
I think it's time for.... "the talk"
2_Many_2_Count 3
Not to be the weirdo here... But uh... I think it's time to educate your daughter on sex and the body. Good luck☺️
brownapple 22
Or maybe she was just kidding?
ChristinePi 36
I hope you took that as a great initiative to talk to her about sex and her anatomy and such.
DA3Z 16
Kids say the darnedest things...
melanielovejeff 15
Wow. That doesn't even make sense. Surgery is more painful than sex, and surgery is a huge deal. Tell her to buy a tampon or ride a horse.
Flyndaran 10
Or that you need to learn about basic biology. Tampons are not remotely the size of penises, and have nothing to do with hymens. Which don't tear or break but stretch during sex.
limabeans101029 21
110- It can break or tear if you go too fast/rough and aren't lubricated enough. But yeah, it isn't supposed to.
dreavgona 2
all those comments about being too young... puberty pretty much disagrees with all those statements... its the bodys way of saying its ready, also why you are so horny. only thing we can do as adults is educate on being safe and giving them the proper information on what to expect and responsibilities associated with sex.
lexcpooh 11
At least you know she's still a virgin
Zebediabolical 45
In this day and age they get comprehensive sex education from the internet.
entertainmia 2
at least she is still a virgin and knows that the hymen has something to do with sex ( for the first time) , which is more than what most older people can say . sex talk is definitely called for