Today, I overheard my 14-year-old daughter telling her friend that she's saving money to get her hymen surgically removed so her first time won't hurt. FML
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Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, my daughter said she would never ever have kids because then she'll bleed through her vagina or get stitches on her stomach. She turned 7 last week and learnt this at school from friends. I'm yet to have the "periods" talk with her. Now I'm scared to start it. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, my daughter informed me that she hates everything about her appearance and wants to get every possible plastic surgery when she’s older. She’s 7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
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bethrh 49
Because the surgery won't hurt afterwards...
cutycat136 28
Time to have the talk with your daughter... And if that doesn't work, tell her that all surgeries like that require the doctors to get permission from parents no matter the age, and that she's going to have to wait for some years to come until she came have her first time.
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Comments (144)
Dean__Winchester 16
I'll be honest, I never knew you could get that surgically removed O_o welp, learn something new today!
punkchess09 7
I'm fourteen. Let me tell you: everyone knows how it works at my age. Lots of people don't plan on having sex in middle school, but we all know how it works. We know from the Internet and from other people's explanations. If you don't know how sex works in middle school it's really awkward for you. That's all I'm saying. We had to watch videos about it in fourth and fifth grade. Now we just look at nasty pictures of STDs. At least the guys who explain that stuff are really funny and nice at our school.
bluefairy_fml 24
On the bright side, at least she's still a virgin at 14. I guess nowadays you should be grateful for that.
lux_final_spark 18
it's still gonna hurt. my hymen accidentally popped thanks to a tampon, but sex still hurt the first time
mergeterge 24
That's because the pain is usually associated with being too nervous to become sufficiently aroused (tense muscles).
caterinette 12
Following your train of thought and assuming (correct me if I'm wrong) your daughter is still a young child, answer me this: what would you do if she turned out to be an early bloomer, starting her period at age 9 or 10? Would you wait until she's 15 to have the talk because, as you put it, a child shouldn't know that much about sex?
Flyndaran 10
First times rarely hurt if it's when you're an adult. Too many children boning.
michaelsted 9
Maybe she was joking
JazNim17 18
Fourteen may not be a great time to start having sex, but there is NO reason not to talk about sex with your child well before 14. Or you'll end up with an adult like my roommate, whom I had to explain sex to when we were seventeen and who barely trusts or listens to her mother because her mother didn't tell her these things when she was supposed to. I really don't like the argument that teen sex wouldn't be happening if it wasn't so talked about, either. If we talked about it more, we could dissolve more myths that teens believe, such as the pullout method being effective or that you can only get pregnant certain days of the month. More education could only be a good thing.
DoomedGemini 38
119 is right, there are so many people believing the 'pullout method' works. And the others are right too, in the past if you had your period you were arranged to marry and start having children. Then it went to hiding or shaming the girls who got pregnant. There's never been a time when teens didn't have sex.
yescry 12
Um........ At least she thinks ahead?