Today, I overheard my 14-year-old daughter telling her friend that she's saving money to get her hymen surgically removed so her first time won't hurt. FML
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bethrh 49
Because the surgery won't hurt afterwards...
cutycat136 28
Time to have the talk with your daughter... And if that doesn't work, tell her that all surgeries like that require the doctors to get permission from parents no matter the age, and that she's going to have to wait for some years to come until she came have her first time.
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Comments (144)
cammie0530 2
Please teach your daughter the basic human anatomy of a female
iwood214 14
You should let her know her hymen isn't supposed to break if she is properly aroused
notgivenupyet 7
i think that's quite mature of her
Wolfipoo 31
I guess the doctor will be using his tiny "tool" to remove her hymen while she's asleep. If you know what I mean...
jcash52426 5
I think is time for the sex talked and if the surgery to have it removed is what she want and she willing to pay for it i guess that ok. ( im a guy) I guess it come down to what going to be more painful then