Today, I overheard my 14-year-old daughter telling her friend that she's saving money to get her hymen surgically removed so her first time won't hurt. FML
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Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, my daughter said she would never ever have kids because then she'll bleed through her vagina or get stitches on her stomach. She turned 7 last week and learnt this at school from friends. I'm yet to have the "periods" talk with her. Now I'm scared to start it. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, my daughter informed me that she hates everything about her appearance and wants to get every possible plastic surgery when she’s older. She’s 7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
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bethrh 49
Because the surgery won't hurt afterwards...
cutycat136 28
Time to have the talk with your daughter... And if that doesn't work, tell her that all surgeries like that require the doctors to get permission from parents no matter the age, and that she's going to have to wait for some years to come until she came have her first time.
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mistress_paz 30
So what did you say to her?
Angel1999 13
aww haha
wakemeupplease 21
Error 404 parenting not found lol
Yarrachel 16
What concerns me is that removing the hymen won't even help. Sex can hurt the first time because the woman isn't used to having a penis in her ****** and it is uncomfortable at first. Removing her hymen won't affect anything.
LoverWordsFood 27
As others are saying, you need to sit down and have a long talk with her about sex, her body and maybe about relationships with boys. Just be active and give her the information she needs and then she'll go from there, hopefully. Even if she did want the surgery, she wouldn't be able to get it without consent and even then it's goofy. Hopefully she'll forget about it in a month and with talking to her, hopefully see it as a stupid idea
Das2589 6
Time to have the sex talk and educate her about her body. She is too young to be seriously considering sex, but 14 year old do it all the time. Education is power and she needs to know the risks sex, especially at a young age, can pose. You might want to also take a look at the book "Come as you are: the surprising new science that will transform your sex life" by Emily Nagoski. It really helps women become more comfortable in their own bodies. Obviously don't encourage her to have sex right now, but the book can be a useful tool to supplement "the sex talk"
Ashd09 30
The daughter could have been in a more comprehensive sex ed class that covers topics like that, or she could have heard it from a friend. Not all sex ed classes are abstinence only education like it seems you had. I unfortunately had abstinence only and didn't even know what a hymen was until I was almost 13.
skyeyez9 25
The post surgery pain will be a lot worse than the first time having sex.
dakatabg 31
This new generation
Cebolamole 13
Well, how long do you think she'll have to save for? Silver lining maybe?