Today, I overheard my 14-year-old daughter telling her friend that she's saving money to get her hymen surgically removed so her first time won't hurt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
They grow up so fast
Today, my daughter said she would never ever have kids because then she'll bleed through her vagina or get stitches on her stomach. She turned 7 last week and learnt this at school from friends. I'm yet to have the "periods" talk with her. Now I'm scared to start it. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, my daughter informed me that she hates everything about her appearance and wants to get every possible plastic surgery when she’s older. She’s 7. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
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bethrh 49
Because the surgery won't hurt afterwards...
cutycat136 28
Time to have the talk with your daughter... And if that doesn't work, tell her that all surgeries like that require the doctors to get permission from parents no matter the age, and that she's going to have to wait for some years to come until she came have her first time.
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MrZsDad 19
the talk and birth control are in order. better safe than raising a daughter and hrand daughter.
annalily5 28
Honestly, lube is cheaper and probably more effective.
little_one 20
I lost my virginity at fifteen. And in the past ten years never have I gotten pregnant. I never regretted losing it when and with whom. I was honestly relieved, I felt like I finally got let in on a huge secret. But I'm one of the few lucky ones that had an amazing first time. It actually helped me learn more about myself and understand my body. I don't think we should push abstinence, we should push education, and open communication with a potential sexual partner. Only you know when you're ready. Consensual Sex isn't wrong, disgusting, or anything negative, it's an expression of love, passion, pleasure. Hate to break it to you our bodies were made to start having sex at 14.
dannnngthatsux 19
Dum de dum dum. Actually, all she has to do is wait for the right guy (one that will pay attention to her first.) The women I've known said the passion was from not being ready and being dry. Those who were ready had almost or no pain.
tlnorman 18
Is there even a procedure to do that? I don't think there is. Kid needs to stay off the computer and start having intensive after school activities. If she's too busy to be on the computer she won't get insane ideas.
Bragi 12
Smart kid you have OP. Don't complain.
Uuuuxc 7
at least she still a virgin
Dekode 5
At least she's still a virgin at 14. Alot of kids at 14 aren't anymore
oyevey45 12
at least you can rest assured she hasn't lost it yet..
Arctivoir 1
Just be thankful its still intact at 14 lol