Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Gourmet dinner
Today, after feeding my cats, I walked out of the room. Five minutes later, I heard one of them making a hacking sound. Knowing the outcome, I went to get some paper towels to wipe up the mess. When I went in, my other cat was eating it. Certain things cannot be unseen. FML
Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML
FEED ME, HOOMIN
Today, my cat ate the dog's food and is now very sick. For the third time. The first time he did it, I was concerned; second time, I was confused. Now I realize he's just an idiot. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Doggy dog world
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
Top comments
Foolys 10
Your husband is a real pussy.
jdm_powered 6
At least he's getting a shinier coat and 20% more protein.
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Comments (113)
jdm_powered 6
At least he's getting a shinier coat and 20% more protein.
glki 7
How the hell did she deserve it????
Mademoiselle_fml 34
I think they said they've been having some problems with the voting system.
coolboy675 16
Meowbe you shouldn't cat let him be a pussy after the first time?
PeteyPablo12308 20
Huh??
paschale 7
Agreed sir!
supportcommand 17
Just ******* terrible.
nottheyoungest 18
And this is the solution to the obesity problem in America and the rest of the world! All hail pet food!
Sputnikspak 13
Not really - if you read the ingredients on a bag of pet food (especially cheap pet food, but even veterinary brands), you might see things like added fats - carnivores need a higher fat and protein intake than humans do. They also have a pretty high calorie-per-cup level, depending on the brand - a wild cat would probably catch and eat several birds/mice during the day, and it's being replaced by a half cup of dried corn and 'meat meal'. Which is dead dogs and cats. I am not kidding. The highest quality kibble are grain-free and with organically raised meat and local ingredients, but after ten years of selling commercial pet food? There's a reason my dog eats raw. It costs me less than a buck a day (chicken necks and offal from the grocery store, usually costs around $2/package which lasts 3 days at a half pound a day, sometimes fish or beef or something else on special), and he's one of the healthiest five year old dogs you'll ever meet. Clean teeth and no skanky breath (unless he just ate fish), either.
jayrj22 4
Ewww
robo_thunder 13
Cheap alternative to that pricey sea food!
sesor 7
Sucks if you have to kiss him ewwwyy.
bernardbrown 7
How can anyone say that she deserves it? Why are there all the YDI's?
Thejackel79 9
It seems like most of the FMLs today have been flooded with YDIs for no good reason.
kathryn14 19
Maybe they think she should cook better.
leadawg75 12
Maybe they mean she deserves it because she decided to date him. I don't think she does, but still, it's a possibility and rational explanation.
fsomelife 26
I didn't even know what to think until I imagined your poor cat sitting there watching your oaf of a husband devouring his lunch...
sarkaar 30
You should've knocked. :)