Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Gourmet dinner
Today, after feeding my cats, I walked out of the room. Five minutes later, I heard one of them making a hacking sound. Knowing the outcome, I went to get some paper towels to wipe up the mess. When I went in, my other cat was eating it. Certain things cannot be unseen. FML
Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML
FEED ME, HOOMIN
Today, my cat ate the dog's food and is now very sick. For the third time. The first time he did it, I was concerned; second time, I was confused. Now I realize he's just an idiot. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Doggy dog world
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
Top comments
Foolys 10
Your husband is a real pussy.
jdm_powered 6
At least he's getting a shinier coat and 20% more protein.
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Comments (113)
WhatYouMean 4
I wonder what his excuse might be? Is it, " what? I really want to be a cat and grow whiskers!!" And he just stomps out of the room with his bowl of cat food!? Haha
Bigboss51 2
Maybe you should learn how to cook better?
zmoney2121 6
What the ****
perdix 31
It's really your cat's problem. If it's such a pussy that it can't defend its food from the apex predator, it doesn't deserve to live in the ecosystem of your house. I hope you didn't declaw the poor bastard.
phuketboy 19
Looking at the food label, although sounds inhuman, the cats and dogs these days eat more nutritious foods than we do. :)
hannaaaahr 33
DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU CATMAN!
ohSNAPyall 27
Do his ears perk up when he hears a can opener?
ohSNAPyall 27
I found a pic of OP's husband: http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/the-real-catman.html
Thaxton76 3
You need to feed him more. This is what happens when you go vegan and take the family with you.
TimmaysRoXy 9
Disgusting!!