Punctured

By Anonymous - 21/09/2023 15:00

Spicy
Today, thanks to my son leaving his sharpened colouring pencils all over the sofa before I sat down, I had to go to hospital with a deep hole poked in my left testicle. I always suspected he didn’t want younger siblings but this is going too far. FML
I agree, your life sucks 542
You deserved it 128

Same thing different taste

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Ahh, the fun times of getting injured by your offspring...

xllabraxasllx 19

Is it just me, or doesn’t everyone — typically unconsciously — decide to look where they’re about to sit before they sit down? I think I’m safe in saying that’s on you OP. YDI

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Ahh, the fun times of getting injured by your offspring...

xllabraxasllx 19

Is it just me, or doesn’t everyone — typically unconsciously — decide to look where they’re about to sit before they sit down? I think I’m safe in saying that’s on you OP. YDI