Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I finally came home from a semester of college, and all my parents and sister can talk about is how bad my acne has gotten. FML
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
Today, I realized that at 20 years old I already have noticeable wrinkles around my eyes. But to balance it out, my chronic acne keeps me looking youthful. FML
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
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rosierosierosie 0
a blind man will try and read your face soon
Goulash123 0
Read the book "The Acne Cure" by Dubrow. It helped me a lot.
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ohwoahemilyy 0
Okay. It doesn't matter if he is washing his face correctly or not. Sometimes its in your genes, you have a large build up of oil, etc. I have bad acne for the past several years, and I wash my face about three times a day, drink water, etc. It doesn't matter on that. However, mine is not really really bad anymore and not being able to see....I mean, that's really bad. Maybe he isn't washing, or he needs to take anti-bitiocs. But whatever, they need to start.
hornetchik 0
Washing your face three times a day will make it worse. It just dries it out! You should only wash twice MAX and for the people who say to use soap, that is stupid because soap will also dry your face!
seanreddog 4
I've got the gift of one-liners and you've got the curse of-- pizza face?
ericalew_xo 0
and you've got the curse of cuuuuurves.
plexico 4
You ought to PM the unibrow guy from a few days ago. You two could get together and make pizza babies.
_YDI 0
LMFAO i almost died laughing
ohmyword08 0
poor you, I had terrible acne when I was younger. go see a specialist. good luck :)
shakemup 0
YDI for using a pepperoni pizza as a pillow.
ColdSig 0
That is absolutely the worst feeling ever.. heart goes out to you. Now go wash your face :P
VraelVhalen 0
maybe you should shower
Aurvandil 0
At least you won't have to spend money on a Halloween costume.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
if you take all the steps to not get acne, go to a dermatologist. if you don't do anything to prevent it, YDI.
D2_fml 0
Go see a specialist. The best dermatologist I found was through my pediatrician, because it is typically a "childhood" problem. They'll find something that works best for your skin type. Everyone thinks they know what works best, but it just depends on your skin. You want to avoid scarring your face, so try to treat it early on.