FML : Today, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought it'd be funny to scrape a swastika in the ice on his roof. I didn't realize until it thawed...

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Today, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought it'd be funny to scrape a swastika in the ice on his roof. I didn't realize until it thawed off that it scratched it into the paint. He didn't find much humor in it and is making me pay for the damage. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username / Friday 4 February 2011 08:11 /

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By DocBastard | 38

#2044631 - Friday 4 February 2011 16:22

Haha! Yeah, the symbol of the most vilified group of humans to ever live is freaking hysterical! I would've laughed my white-pride ass off!! LOLOLOLOOLOL no but seriously, you are a complete waste of flesh if you think for millisecond that shit is funny.

Your boss should be allowed to give you an Aldo Raine-type reminder of why this isn't funny, you vapid, empty, worthless soul.

By ContactSparrows | 0

#2044579 - Friday 4 February 2011 16:09

way to go dumb nut.

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By hussbogman | 0

#2044572 - Friday 4 February 2011 16:07

first

By gunmania0 | 12

#2044574 - Friday 4 February 2011 16:08

Hail Hitler!

By ContactSparrows | 0

#2044579 - Friday 4 February 2011 16:09

way to go dumb nut.

By gunmania0 | 12

#2044602 - Friday 4 February 2011 16:15

you just wait till you go to hell :)

By stevenmx86 | 7

#2044605 - Friday 4 February 2011 16:18

Wow, your dumb is showing op..

By snowboarder1019 | 5

#2044621 - Friday 4 February 2011 16:21

agree with #5

By DocBastard | 38

#2044631 - Friday 4 February 2011 16:22

Haha! Yeah, the symbol of the most vilified group of humans to ever live is freaking hysterical! I would've laughed my white-pride ass off!! LOLOLOLOOLOL no but seriously, you are a complete waste of flesh if you think for millisecond that shit is funny.

Your boss should be allowed to give you an Aldo Raine-type reminder of why this isn't funny, you vapid, empty, worthless soul.

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BWill9014 | 4

#2044645 - Friday 4 February 2011 16:25

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By reagan71 | 11

#2044632 - Friday 4 February 2011 16:22

Please remind me why doing that would be funny...oh now I remember, IT'S NOT.

By needleinmypants_fml | 3

#2044637 - Friday 4 February 2011 16:23

"and thought it be funny..."

automatic YDI and you are now a vacuous insipent idiot.

By crzyry | 6

#2044640 - Friday 4 February 2011 16:24

Ydi, that was extremely dumb and you are lucky to still have a job.

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