Work: Today, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought... - FML

By Username - 04/02/2011 08:11

Today, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought it'd be funny to scrape a swastika in the ice on his roof. I didn't realize until it thawed off that it scratched it into the paint. He didn't find much humor in it and is making me pay for the damage. FML

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Friday 4 February 2011 16:22

Haha! Yeah, the symbol of the most vilified group of humans to ever live is freaking hysterical! I would've laughed my white-pride ass off!! LOLOLOLOOLOL no but seriously, you are a complete waste of flesh if you think for millisecond that shit is funny. Your boss should be allowed to give you an Aldo Raine-type reminder of why this isn't funny, you vapid, empty, worthless soul.

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Friday 4 February 2011 16:09

way to go dumb nut.

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Friday 4 February 2011 16:07

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gunmania0 12

Friday 4 February 2011 16:08

Hail Hitler!

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Friday 4 February 2011 16:09

way to go dumb nut.

gunmania0 12

Friday 4 February 2011 16:15

you just wait till you go to hell :)

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Friday 4 February 2011 16:18

Wow, your dumb is showing op..

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Friday 4 February 2011 16:21

agree with #5

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Friday 4 February 2011 16:22

Haha! Yeah, the symbol of the most vilified group of humans to ever live is freaking hysterical! I would've laughed my white-pride ass off!! LOLOLOLOOLOL no but seriously, you are a complete waste of flesh if you think for millisecond that shit is funny. Your boss should be allowed to give you an Aldo Raine-type reminder of why this isn't funny, you vapid, empty, worthless soul.

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Friday 4 February 2011 16:25

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Friday 4 February 2011 16:22

Please remind me why doing that would be funny...oh now I remember, IT'S NOT.

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Friday 4 February 2011 16:23

"and thought it be funny..." automatic YDI and you are now a vacuous insipent idiot.

crzyry 6

Friday 4 February 2011 16:24

Ydi, that was extremely dumb and you are lucky to still have a job.

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