Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, the only parking spot available at the supermarket had some shopping carts in it, so I got out of my car and moved them. As soon as I finished, a lady stole the spot. When I confronted her, she maced me with pepper spray and walked off. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
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Top comments
fanceh 10
that's when you do the same back. stand up, take a look at her, make a terrified face, then hit her and run.
iAmScrubs 19
You forgot to mention the part where you whispered in her ear, "oh yeah baby, work that parking meter."
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Comments (109)
alexstack_fml 0
Well...are you black?
chocomilk82 0
I woulda run after her screaming "ugala bugala!"
jass_808 0
wow that's kindove mean I should say
syk900 3
lol ydi for being so ugly :) jkjk
AliceIN213 1
that will teach you NOT to help others.
fowler171 0
Are you black by chance?
Person1233 13
The last person got moderated for asking that...
TalkinSmack 6
were u wearing a balaclava?
TalkinSmack 6
lol or is it spelled balaclava... oops...
Quest_ 13
I hope that no one thinks that this is a racist comment disguised as a social commentary, but is there any chance that you are a black man? It seems that western culture has a subtle but entrenched way of demonizing black men, and it's really disgusting. When you combine this with the deep-seated fear of rape many women have, the woman's reaction becomes slightly more understandable. Still offensive and paranoid, but slightly more justifiable.
strawberrykiwi_c 0
that's got to say something.
FlexT 1
pedobear!