Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I noticed that all 200 remaining business cards out of the 500 that I had made have the wrong phone number on them. FML
Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelled the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML
Today, I made a digital contact card for my department that needed to be sent to payroll. Since we didn't have one before, I sent a copy to the rest of the department to use if they wanted. I didn't send the blank though. I sent 100s of people all of my contact info. Somehow, I managed to misspell my own name too. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML
Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML
Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone who attended my graduationg party. After carefully personalizing each one and sealing them shut, I realized I did not mark the envelopes with names. FML
Today, in my excitement to make some new cards for the postcard exchange I take part in, I apparently spilled my bottle of glue directly into the bag that contains my entire postcard collection. I didn't notice until several hours later. FML
Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday card for my boyfriend, delicately cutting each letter out of printed coloured paper. He used it as a coffee coaster. FML
Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML
Today, I printed 500 event posters with the wrong venue because I copied from last year’s file. Client needs them by tomorrow. Now I’m pulling an all-nighter reprinting everything. Coffee is my only friend. FML
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deaditegirl 0
YDI for not proofreading.
xEmGai 0
It does.
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Comments (139)
MoMoJones 0
lol @#10 but OP this does suck...come outta the closet time?
MTF23 0
You don't have to be gay to like anal.
KittenOnAcid 1
i totally agree with #103, this guy and i fooled around in that area and he's straight. i think its hot that a guy is comfortable enough with his sexuality to explore
kukopia 0
At least you didn't put the 'C' where the 'R' is....
jstasilentscream 3
aahahahahhahahahhahaha XD win
XxTHOMAS6xX 0
lol anal crocks
bigd1130 3
thomas u dumbass it would be anal cocks...
marz88 0
What the hell are anal rocks? =P jk. but yeah that's hilarious haha besides...anal does rock =D
Person1233 13
We need to see them XD That would be one for failblog.
plexico 4
I have a feeling that your cards are going to be very popular, but among a very unexpected clientele. With the remainder of the cards, you ought to insert an exclamation point (some call it a "bang") at the end and make it your motto. "anal Rocks!" I said "bang at the end." Heh-heh.
prophisher8789 0
I call bullshit
eliz3 0
Hard to believe anyone is that stupid.
me_me_me_me 0
i know isnt it sad?
pieofchrist 0
well at least you'll appeal to a whole new demographic. not sure if it's the one you want, but it's something right?
liteupthestage 0
omg sry but this made me LMAO XDDD
Envirochick 0
I take it you've never heard of proof reading or thought of using spell check? YDI.
kukopia 0
Just what do you assume spell check would have alerted to? It seems you haven't thought of it enough.