Miscellaneous: Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print...

By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 13:23 - Australia

Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 06:00

Today, I noticed that all 200 remaining business cards out of the 500 that I had made have the wrong phone number on them. FML

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By smidgit - 19/05/2016 17:32

Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelt the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML

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By Sam - 26/09/2011 11:46 - Australia

Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML

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By Luke - 23/06/2015 22:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone who attended my graduationg party. After carefully personalizing each one and sealing them shut, I realized I did not mark the envelopes with names. FML

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By post-loss - 06/06/2017 18:00

Today, in my excitement to make some new cards for the postcard exchange I take part in, I apparently spilled my bottle of glue directly into the bag that contains my entire postcard collection. I didn't notice until several hours later. FML

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By astraboy - 21/05/2009 09:11 - Australia

Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday card for my boyfriend, delicately cutting each letter out of printed coloured paper. He used it as a coffee coaster. FML

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By mannnnn2717 - 20/12/2009 22:41 - Australia

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

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By Ugly_Broke_Medussssssa - 16/08/2018 01:30

Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, 50,000 copies of the new edition of the town's phone book came out. I manage a pizza place and bought a full menu ad. Apparently the ad designer got confused, as they placed my cell phone number in huge bold letters at the bottom of the ad instead of the store's phone number. FML

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deaditegirl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:17

YDI for not proofreading.

xEmGai 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:18

It does.

Comments

mollie1 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:02

Unbelievable. Really. Not too smart, are you?

B00_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:05

FAIL.

unable_heart 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:10

There's a reason that people proofread.

jaxsk 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:11

LOL

itschris 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:15

Ydi for not reading what you wrote and FYL because it does happen to all of us ones in a while cause were on a rushh.

Greendarthpotato 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:14

u need to proofread too, u mean "once" in a while.

Calaura9 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:19

Its just your address, not like anyone will automatically mail you a letter. Just write the "C" in on the rest of the cards. You'll get called or emailed before someone mails you. I promise.

coffeegal 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:26

This HAS to be fake.

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orangela 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:02

this reminds me of Tobias's business card on Arrested Development. He combined analyst and therapist.

doc_who 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:47

Tobias Fünke: You're forgetting, Lindsay, that as a psychiatrist, I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first "analrapist". Lindsay Funke: Yeah, and you were almost arrested for those business cards. Tobias Fünke: [after showing the business card] Yes, but I didn't stop because of the police inquiries, I stopped to help raise our little girl. Where is Maeby, anyways?