Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML
Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML
Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML
Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML
Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML
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Top comments
oh_merde 11
This could be a horror movie... Or a game. Angry, zombie birds.
shnaky_fml 0
I can't believe the bird didn't fly away :o
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Comments (208)
Ensanity 5
Christ. I've been in that situation just with a baby rabbit. Definitely FYL OP.
jarockstar27 10
OMG! That's horrible! The poor thing:(
Sandman578737 0
Hahahahaha that is all
loohoozuuhuur 13
Lol yeah
ohiostud2612 0
Are you sure the first time was an accident birds arent that small. Unless you had jungle grass im sure you could see it. No wonder you cant sleep. Better watch out for his friends.
dciano94 0
I did the same thing but it was rabbits one got its ear cut off and the other one didn't make it.
bautista123 0
Lol
sfgirljulez 7
Okay mowing over it a second time thats just heartless
rockurheart 9
awmagawhd D: ffffff
Taylor112999 1
That's mean D: at least you put it out of misery I guess
Magg1edudle5 6
first of all, I feel bad for you that you feel very bad, but considering the bird did not fly away could have inferred it had a serious medical condition, and if anything you put it out of its misery, and either way, whatever everybody sais about a hammer, it's dead now, and was most likely in too much shock to feel anything, so don't feel bad! it was an accident,