Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML
Today, I borrowed a friend's suitcase for a trip. At the airport, security pulled me aside because there was a small metal object inside. I opened the suitcase expecting something suspicious and found a potato peeler. My friend had used the suitcase for groceries the week before. FML
Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML
Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML
Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year-old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML
Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML
Today, while going through customs at the airport, my bag was selected for screening. It was nearly overflowing because it was so full, so before the TSA agent searched it, I said, "Watch out - it's going to explode when you open it". Wrong choice of words. FML
Today, my mother-in-law had concealed in her suitcase a kitchen knife and plastic bags of MSG, salt, and other seasonings (AKA unidentified white powder) because she doesn’t trust foreign food, and wanted to cook her own food on holiday. Airport security were not amused and we missed our flight. FML
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dino_witha_cape 0
yeah, if you bite into those things they could squirt someone's eye out
Jcsati8 0
If you pack baby carrots, will they think you are carrying ammo? Damn airport security!
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BaldOuting 0
you aren't allowed to bring food on the plane anyway.
Cittenscollar 0
Why on Earth is everyone saying you're not allowed to bring food on planes? That's just not true. I always bring food on planes, and the times I've had my bag searched they haven't said a word. And I fly multiple times a year.
Weil 0
So what happend to you?
3sec 0
#36 FTW
HeyyyBrahhh 0
Lmao.
I_Go_Commando 0
#12 LMAO XD
grazynaanka 0
i bet no one would say airport security was being paranoid if someone had done the same thing and it ended up being a bomb or something. airport security has to be this way, otherwise there could be another inicident. besides, you are not supposed to bring outside food on the plane anyways. a simple check of the airports rules and regulations online would have told you that.
grazynaanka 0
i bet no one would say airport security was being paranoid if someone had done the same thing and it ended up being a bomb or something. airport security has to be this way, otherwise there could be another inicident. besides, you are not supposed to bring outside food on the plane anyways. a simple check of the airports rules and regulations online would have told you that.
lmmmr 0
Different airports have different regulations for security. And I like how you get treated as a criminal for bringing grapes through security, but the restaurants past security offer forks and steak knives, ready for stabbing. GG security, GG. But really, they are just trying to keep everyone as safe as possible.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Is it weird that I actually laughed because of this? The can be so stupid sometimes, but better to be safe than sorry. Maybe they'll give you a refund on your flight or something.