Love: Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting...

By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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You deserved it 9 621

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Same thing different taste

By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 847

You deserved it 15 882

Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 004

You deserved it 242

Classic move

By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 413

You deserved it 5 074

Sibling rivalry

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 00:02 - Switzerland - Zollikerberg

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 751

You deserved it 118

The Lady in Red

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 196

You deserved it 3 915

Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

I agree, your life sucks 992

You deserved it 1 322

By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 812

You deserved it 7 548

By RhiannonMuh - 09/09/2016 20:01 - Germany - Starnberg

Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 408

You deserved it 3 058

By lovehurts - 14/10/2013 16:02 - United States - Wayne

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 780

You deserved it 6 129

The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 486

You deserved it 308

siklee 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:06

How would you know this if your eyes weren't open too?

FBIWarning 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:03

That guys facial expression must of been priceless!

Comments

corbekaah 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:06

agree with #'s 1 , 8 , 10 , & 11. probably a bunch more. thats stupid ? not even a fml.

embarrassingmuch 0

Monday 27 April 2009 6:53

NOT AN FML! ;D Wow youre cool?

MGW501 2

Monday 27 April 2009 15:03

Not an FML at all.

cdonnae 0

Monday 27 April 2009 16:38

hahaha i love this. and guys, stop hating on the moderators-- i just think fml has transformed from actual horrible moments to more comedic, embarassing, and funny moments (with the horrible ones still included). lighten up :)

RenRen_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 20:26

Huh? So....he was kissing you with his eyes open? I don't get it :(

fmlroxmysox2470 0

Monday 27 April 2009 20:50

you pick em good

Chubtubdaplaya 0

Monday 27 April 2009 21:13

I don't get it. Kisses involve tongue, and if you saw his eyes open, yours were open too. Maybe his eyes were open because he didn't want to miss your mouth? FYL for being retarded

LilleyWhite 0

Monday 27 April 2009 22:47

not an FML....just find another guy...unless you can't. Then that would be an FML

completeloser 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:07

What a douche.

resipsahipsta 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:43

HAHA #110 that's great! I agree not an FML. And to think mine didn't get chosen and the weird kisser guy story did. Not baggin on the moderators...just sayin. I think this is a lot my FML worthy Today, my husband informed me that he had jacked of five times. When I informed him that we hadn't had sex in three weeks he proceeds to have sex with me. It lasted less than a minute, his reason? He had jacked off to much and the real thing felt to good, FML. That is FML worthy cus he came 5 times in one day and I got nothing for three weeks. Just sayin' I might want to call the goofy kisser guy...