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About Germanysucks
I like to be the guy who's brutally honest with people; if nothing else they should be able to appreciate the bluntness. I very much enjoy making an ass of myself and everyone else around me, God has a sense of humor, and who am I to refrain it? I'd like to think that God would find my constant sarcasm and shoddy one-liners hilarious.... So if anyone's interested in BS'ing or holding actual conversations with a grammar nazi, hit me up. :D Oh yeah, and whether you're looking to get stabbed in MW2 or need a drummer on Rock Band (for the PS3 of course) hit me up!
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Germanysucks's favorite FMLs

Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML

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