Today, I made spaghetti bolognese for three people. Of those three people, only one got food poisoning. Me. FML
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Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
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Today, my mother brought home dinner for four people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML
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quazimozart 19
Well, honestly if I were to make food for other people I'd rather myself get sick than the people I'm serving. But still, food poisoning sucks.
Alansmellz 6
I think I would prefer it that way
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Comments (48)
False_Stupidity 42
Stilly girl!, you slipped the poison into the wrong serving.
Isa_fml 20
Then it wasn't the spaghetti.
Grisha_fml 18
how did the other 2 get away? Did you slip the antidote in their food?
Chiaroscuro 21
I don't think the vomit on ur sweater was caused by ur spaghetti
norgesprins 6
maybe it was karma, karma is a bitch..
sharond23 10
if you all are the same thing and you only got sick, then it's probably not food poisoning.