Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
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Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Today, I got the last clean bowl out of the cupboard for a bowl of cereal. After I had finished, my family asked me if I had cleaned it first. It turns out that that specific bowl is apparently the dog's, and everyone just puts it back after feeding him. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
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BoxFullOfLazy 25
Once I put something in the sink, I don't re-use it without first washing it. Kitchen sinks are one of the dirtiest places in the home. And I don't think dogs should be licking plates clean or given people food because it instills bad habits, like begging. YDI.
DestinyNiya 33
Even if your dog hadn't licked it, you should've at least rinsed it! You absolutely deserve it!
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Comments (38)
DanielleinDC 34
And it didn't occur to you to give it a quick rinse (at least) since it had been sitting in the sink?
hilamonster06 21
Well as long as your dog wasn't in the backyard before eating it's own ---- before you let him/ her lick the plate. I think your OK their mouths are war cleaner than ours anyway.
milman99 3
dogs mouths are clean but you shouldnt feed them human food its very bad for them
FYlife604 18
this is one thing I can see happening but more so reusing the same dish before putting in sink. my dog demands to get to lick bowls/plates clean. to the point he starts to whine/push/jump on you. he's got us trained real well.
pheizer01 10
Youll be fine. A human mouth is dirtier than a dog mouth. Get over it
Wonthebread 20
What is good for the dog is good for the master ?
petsrme307 12
My dogs eat off my fork...
b1uejay 5
I'm just going to say really quick that I took the plate from beside the sink, not actually in it. Also, my dog wasn't begging, she knows not to otherwise she doesn't get leftovers.
andresmad33 4
and how is this bad? i always let my dog lick me
firemuncher 19
i always wash anything i use thats from the sink i cant belive theres people who dont like ew