By loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML
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SnazzyPotter 17

At least you didn't burn your right boob

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martin8337 35

Didn't we have an FML about a woman whose breast was burned by a hot pocket recently?

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kristadoodle 8

Yes. Now she won't be getting laid

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meredithgrey123 15

Yup! I guess hot pockets should be recalled they are harming a lot of people!

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Argretto 5

It's hot with a pocket of ice inside

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alex_gen 38

Try leaving it in the microwave for two minutes?

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molliciousj 19

Why didn't you do the poke test to see if the middle was cooked?? This is so wrong! You're always supposed to do the poke test when making hot pockets!

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Asher_X 15

I don't know what everyone is talking about hot pockets that I make come out perfect not frozen and not scalding, just right

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meggleskm 7

Well then you must be a god.

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

I feel like back in the day why heated way better....

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Jemm_fml 29

Always microwave on half power, makes for the most even heating. Better yet, oven bake. It's healthier, tastier and worth the effort.

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metalhead88 9

You must live a sheltered life if you didn't know that was gonna happen to you

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jaellin 18

Dude same problem. Every. Time. Still, I consider them a gift to all of humanity. Or those with microwaves. Delicious.

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