Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air, and thought to myself, "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year-old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
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Welshite 40
It's not called a birthday suit for nothing.
GOtllt 17
If she was sleeping, pretend like you didn't see. Best not to scar both of you.
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Comments (66)
infinitemonkey 21
Seems like you might have interrupted Dad's birthday surprise.
Octosauce 8
She was wearing her birthday suit lol.
calebmo 7
could have been worse... could have been your dad
Danielvera212 4
I see my mom naked all the time why is this bad
badgercheese94 16
So? She's your mothah!
MiJiT 1
It's your fault fgt.
bvbfreak 8
It's my moms Birthday too!
militarybrat 21
This is totally going to happen to me in the future. Except im gonna remind my kids over and over always knock and never come in unless we say so. FYL!
jeriaslovesyou 16
Oh. Was she awake when you saw her? XD
Vivi99 12
That's just scary.